Family Guy

Family Guy is an American animated sitcom television series produced by Fox and was first broadcast on January 31, 1999. Due to network regulations, certain scenes were cut from the original Fox broadcast. Some of these scenes were added back into the episodes on other networks, and all of the DVDs are uncensored. Since Freeform has started airing the series, one episode has been skipped due to anti semitic (politically insensitive) jokes which involve Disney and the Disney character Mickey Mouse, which is a symbol of Disney. Except for the episodes from Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, the entirety of Season 4 on Hulu is uncensored. This section does not include the free TV syndication versions as the amount of censoring on those versions vary. Recently, Family Guy was added to the UK version of Disney Plus, however the version that was added was the FOX edition and all seasons are heavily censored.

Censorship

USA Censorship

Freeform

Season Sixteen

• Episode 3

1. This episode was originally banned due to antisemitism, but was readded in 2019.

Fox

Season One

• Episode 3

1. The scene where Stewie is about to blow his birthday wish was modified for Fox reruns. In the Fox rerun version, the Hitler noises were replaced with airplane noises. 

• Episode 5

1. The scene where a boy says, “Check it out, it’s a John F. Kennedy Pez dispenser!” was cut.
2. The scene where the bullet hits the Pez dispenser was cut.
3. The scene where the boy says, “Aw. Good thing I still have my Bobby Kennedy Pez dispenser.
4. Cut time: 7 seconds

Season Two

• Episode 12

1. The scene where Meg walks in on Quagmire about to have sex with a woman is cut. (The scene was only cut when Fox aired reruns in 2004 to promote Family Guy's return)
2. Cut time: Around 30 seconds (2004 reruns)

• Episode 13

1. The scene in which Stewie distracts airport security was cut from rebroadcasts following the 9/11 attacks. (It is still censored on the Volume 1 DVD but is uncensored on The Freakin' Sweet Collection and Hulu)  
2. The scene with Osama bin Laden was cut from all reruns following the 9/11 attacks. (It is still censored on the Volume 1 DVD but is uncensored on The Freakin’ Sweet Collection and Hulu)
3. Cut time: 32 seconds

Season Three

• Episode 22

1. This episode didn't air until being released on DVD on September 9, 2003 and premiering on Adult Swim on November 9, 2003. The episode also aired on Fox on December 10, 2004.
2. The lyric in the song "I Need a Jew" in which Peter sings "Even though they killed my Lord, I need a Jew." was changed to "I don't think they killed my Lord. I need a Jew."
3. The scene in which Quagmire gets his keys from his robe was shortened. (Adult Swim has the scene intact but it was cut due to it looking like he was masturbating.) 
4. Cut time: 12 seconds (Fox)

Season Four

• Episode 6

1. The scene where Brian says “In your fucking face, fuckwad!” was changed to “In your (bleep) face, (bleep) wad!”
2. The song "Peter Griffin is Slow" was cut. (It might be uncensored on Hulu now.)
3. Cut time: 36 seconds

• Episode 9

1. The scene where a narrator says "You're watching CBS Asiantown!" was cut. (It is uncensored on Adult Swim.)
2. Cut time: 4 seconds (excluding Adult Swim)

• Episode 10

1. Stewie's line "Fuck you, that's who works here!" was changed to "(Bleep) you, that's who works here!" 

• Episode 11

1. The scene where James Woods says "You fucker!" was cut. 
2. Cut time: 1 second

• Episode 14

1. The scene that shows the Side Boob Hour was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version, the Cheeky Bastard and Midnight Q segments are shown before the Side Boob Hour.
2. The scene where Peter says “Lois, don’t worry about it. I’ve got a bunch of great new shows lined up.” was cut.
3. The scene that shows the “Douchebags” title card was cut.
4. The scene where Peter, Cleveland, and Chris are on a bridge was cut.
5. The scene where Chris says “Alright Dad, you’re on.” was cut.
6. The scene where Peter says “Hey, PTV fans. Welcome to Douchebags. We’re out here on the I-95 overpass doing our first segment, ‘I dare you to crap off of that’. Basically, we’ll spend the day crapping off things that others have dared us to crap off.” was cut.
7. The scene where Cleveland says “I dared him.” was cut.
8. The scene where Peter says “Alright, here we go.” was cut.
9. The scene where Stewie says “I say, are those two pigs vomiting up there?” was cut.
10. The scene where Peter says “Uh-oh.” was cut.
11. The scene where Peter says “Now, Lois, before you start yelling, let me remind you that you were the one who recklessly drove onto oncoming crap.” was cut.
12. The scene where Lois says “It was inexcusable, Peter. And Stewie may never be able to ride in a car again.” was changed to “The Sideboob Hour?”
13. The scene where Stewie says “Turn off the windshield wipers. They don’t work, they’re just making it worse!” was cut.
14. Cut time: 44 seconds

• Episode 15

1.  Peter's line "Who gives a shit?" was changed to Who gives a (bleep)?" 

• Episode 16

1. The scene where Quagmire is talking his sex adventures and illustrating it with a lot of wild gestures was edited to only show Peter and Stewie. (Adult Swim has the original scene)

• Episode 17

1. The scene where Steven says "Fuck you!" was changed to "(Bleep) you!" 
2. The scene where Peter says "Michael was one of our brothers. He was a good man, he was a kind man, he was a fat man." was cut.
3. The scene where an NAAFP member says "And now he's a dead man, and we're all next. The Fat Guy Strangler's gonna get us!" was cut.
4. The scene where Peter says "People, people, I know what will make us feel better. Let's sing the NAAFP anthem." was cut.
5. The scene where the NAAFP sings the NAAFP anthem after Peter's speech was cut.
6. Cut time: 1 minute and 28 seconds

• Episode 18

1. The scene where Stewie says "Uh, yeah. Nothing says 'Eat up' like a bleeding, half-naked Jew nailed to a piece of wood." was cut. (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
2. Cut time: 4 seconds (excluding Adult Swim)

• Episode 20

1. Lois’ middle finger is blurred. (Adult Swim has it uncensored)

• Episode 21

1. Cleveland's line "Hey Quagmire, is that a banana in your pocket or an erection in your pocket?" was changed to "Hey Quagmire, is that a banana in your pocket or a (bleep) in your pocket?" (Adult swim has it uncensored)

• Episode 22

1. The scene where Peter says “Lois, I know how to settle our vasectomy dispute. A no-rules funny car race from here to Boston. Last one to Fenway gets snipped.” was cut.
2. The scene where Lois says “Peter, what the hell? Where did these come from?” was cut.
3. The scene where Cleveland says “They were Loretta’s. Please take them, they are no longer funny to me.” was cut.
4. The scene where Peter says “Go!” was cut.
5. The scene that shows the car race between Lois and Peter was cut.
6. The scene that shows Peter at the duck boat tour was cut.
7. The scene where Peter says “Well, it looks like I’m a man with no sperm. But I’ll always be a man with no sperm who once had a wonderful day.” was cut.

• Deep Throats

1. The scene that shows Brian and Stewie walking in to see Peter and Lois lying on the coach nude was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version they are wearing underwear. (Adult Swim has it uncensored.)
2. The scene that shows a close up on a nude Lois was cut. (Adult Swim has it uncensored.)
3. The scene that shows Brian and Stewie slowly backing out of the room was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version Peter and Lois are wearing underwear. (Adult Swim has it uncensored.)
4. The scene that shows a close up on Peter and Lois was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version they are wearing underwear. (Adult Swim has it uncensored.)
5. The scene that shows Quagmire appearing over Peter and Lois was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version they are wearing underwear. (Adult Swim has it uncensored.)
6. Shaved time: 6 seconds (excluding Adult Swim)

• Peterotica

1. The scene that shows another one of Peter's books "Catcher in the eye" was cut.
2. Shaved time: 5 seconds

• Petergeist

1. The scene that shows Brian touching Peter's crotch was shortened.
2. The scene where Peter tries to distract Chris from the lightning is cut due to time.
3. The scene where Herbert asks the tree if he is giving or receiving was cut.
4.  Peter's line "You're so fucking funny! You're so...goddamn you for being so funny!" was changed to "You're so (bleep) funny! You're so... (bleep) you for being so funny! 
5. Shaved time: 15 seconds

Season Five

• Stewie Loves Lois

1. Lois' line "Fucking idiot." was changed to "(Bleep) idiot." 
2. The scene with Peter mistaking Stewie for Lois was shortened. (Adult Swim has it uncensored and syndication cuts the entire scene)
3. Shaved time: 6 seconds (excluding Adult Swim)

• Saving Private Brian

1.  Lois' line "Now the marines, those are the men you want to fuck!" was changed to "Now the marines, those are the men you want to (bleep)!" 

• Whistle While Your Wife Works

1.  Stewie's line "Is she retarded?" was changed to "Are her parents brother and sister?" (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
2. Stewie's line "It's like she's fucking five!" was changed to "It's like she's (bleep) five! 

• Prick Up Your Ears

1. The scene where Peter says "I, too, will be abstinent. I'll be as untouched as the turn signal in an Asian woman's car." was replaced with a scene of Peter mispronouncing the word "abstinent". (Adult Swim has the original scene)
2. The scene that shows a confused woman was cut. (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
3. The scene where Peter says "Grimace is Ronald MacDonald's retarded friend." it was changed to "Grimace is Ronald MacDonald's autistic friend." (Adult Swim has the original line)
4. The scene where Peter says "Yeah, it's been on my penis!" it was changed to "Yeah, it's on my crotch!" (Adult Swim has the original line)
5. The scene that shows Peter on Lois's head was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version he is on lying on the floor. (Adult Swim has the original scene)
6. The scene where Lois says "What are you doing? What the hell, what are you doing? Peter!" it was changed to "Peter, wait...Peter, what are you doing in my ear? Get off of me!" (Adult Swim has the original line)
7. The scene where the Tooth Fairly says "Ah, fuck yeah!" was changed to "Ah, (bleep) yeah!"
8. Shaved time: 6 seconds (Fox)

• Barely Legal

1. The entire episode is uncensored on Adult Swim.
2. The scene where Stewie says "FYI, the carpet matches the drapes, in color and quantity. You ever see a blacksmith’s apron?" it was changed to "FYI, the carpet matches the drapes, in color and length."
3. The scene where Brian says "You started giving handjobs when you were 12." it was changed to "You started putting out when you were 12."
4. The scene where Brian says "Masturbate. We're gonna masturbate together!" it was changed to "That's it, that's what we're gonna do together."
5. The scene where Brian says "This morning she made me eat her hair pie..." it was changed to "This morning she made me eat the hair in her pie..."
6. The scene where Peter says "You're doing the same thing that Mia Farrow did to that chinaman that Woody Allen brought home from the circus." was changed to "You're doing the same thing thing that Mia Farrow did to that oriental guy Woody Allen brought home from the circus."
7. Shaved time: 2 seconds (excluding Adult Swim)

• Road to Rupert

1. The scene where Stewie says "Get out of the fucking car, get out of the fucking car right now, man!" was changed to "Get out of the (bleep) car, get out of the (bleep) car right right now, man!"
2. The scene where Stewie says "Get out of the fucking car!" was changed to "Get out of the (bleep) car!"
3. The scene where Stewie says "I'll fucking kill you! Get out of the fucking car!" was changed to "I'll (bleep) kill you! Get out of the (bleep) car!"

• Peter's Two Dads

1. The scene where Brian says "What the fuck?!" was changed to "What the (bleep)?!"
2. The scene where Stewie says "Let me fucking think!" was changed to "Let me (bleep) think!"

• The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

1. The scene where Quagmire says "Goddamn it! Come on! Come on! Shit shit! shit! Come on, Glenn! Come on! Get your head in the goddamn game!" was changed to "(Bleep) damn it! Come on! Come on! (Long bleep) Come on, Glenn! Come on! Get your head in the (bleep) damn game!"
2. The scene where Brian says "My god, look at you." was cut. (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
3. The scene where Stewie says "Oh, look at my complexion, Brian. I am hot. I'll be getting more sex than that Wisconsin nymphomaniac who used to live upstairs." was cut. (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
4. The scene where Stewie hears the Wisconsinite girl having sex was cut. (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
5. The scene that shows Stewie kneeling on the floor with lotion on his face was cut. (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
6. Any scene where Dick Chaney says "Go fuck yourself!" was changed to "Go (bleep) yourself!"
7. Shaved time: 25 seconds

• Airport 07

1. The scene that shows the husband beating up his wife was shortened. In the uncensored version he hits her four times in the Fox version he hits her twice.
2. The scene that shows Peter nude was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version it was pixelated.
3. The scene where Quagmire says "Please exercise caution when standing up, as the contents of your vagina may have shifted during coitus." it was changed to "Please exercise caution when standing up, as the contents of your panties may have shifted during coitus."
4. The line "Who else but Quagmire?" was cut.
5. The line "He's Quagmire, Quagmire...you never really know what he's gonna do next." was cut.
6. The scene where Quagmire says "Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!" was cut.
7. The scene that shows a shot of a funeral was cut.
8. The scene where the Priest says "Let us forever remember this beautiful young woman, taken from us in the bloom of youth, yet as unspoiled as when she was born." was cut.
9. The scene that shows Quagmire jumping out of the coffin half-naked was cut.
10. The scene where Quagmire says "Giggity Giggity Giggity Goo." was cut.
11. The line "You know, I've got a 13-inch penis..." it was changed to "You know, I've got a 13-inch member..."
12. Shaved time: 23 seconds

• Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey

1. The episode is uncensored on Adult Swim minus one bleeping of the f-word.
2. The scene where Peter says "Boy, that guy is really horny, isn't he?" was cut.
3. The scene where Roy Scheider says "It's not really about pushing as much as just relaxing and letting your body do what it does naturally." it was changed to "It's all about relaxing and letting your body do what it does naturally."
4. The scene that shows Roy Schieder pulling down his pants getting ready to sit on the toilet was cut.
5. The scene that shows Stewie and Brian sitting on the coach was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version the pooping sound effect coming from the bathroom was muted.
6. The scene where Roy Schieder says "Now here's Susan Saint James to help me wipe" was changed to "Now here's Susan Saint James to powder my ass"
7. The scene where Bill Clinton says "Hey, you up for a little NAFTA?" was cut.
8. The scene where Lois says "What is that?" was cut.
9. The scene where Bill Clinton says "Nother afternoon fucking that ass." was cut. (Adult Swim bleeps the word fucking instead)
10. The scene that shows Bill Clinton laughing while he is in bed with Lois was replaced with Bill Clinton asking for Lois to hand him his cigar. (Adult Swim has the original scene)
11. The scene where Lois says "Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?" was cut.
12. The scene where Bill Clinton says "Well, that depends on what your definition of the word 'jizz' is..." was cut.
13. The scene where Quagmire says "You want me to drag my sack across your face?" was cut.
14. The scene where Peter says "What?" was cut.
15. The scene where Quagmire says "I'm sorry, it's...When one of my lady friends is upset, that's how I cheer... Listen, Peter, this is all I know. I'm not very good in these types of situations." as cut.
16. The scene where Quagmire says "Oh, I'm sorry, Lois. You want me to drag my sack across your face?" was cut.
17. The scene where Peter says "Not now, Quagmire!" was cut.
18. The scene where Quagmire says "Ah, sorry, I didn't... That's a mistake... I'll go make her some coffee." was cut.
19. Shaved time: 34 seconds (excluding Adult Swim)

• No Meals on Wheels

1. The scene where Peter says "Hey, Lois. Sorry about the mess in the upstairs bathroom this morning. My post-sex pee stream forked in half last night and got everywhere." it was changed to "Hey, Lois. I spent the afternoon writing a list of famous Armenians. Eric Bogosian, Andre Agassi, Jerry 'The Shark' Tarkanian. That is all." (Adult Swim has the original line)

• Boys Do Cry

1. The scene that shows a sign saying "Welcome to Texas the Fuck you state." The word "Fuck" was pixelated.
2. The scene where Stewie says "Uh, lovely. A first class ticket to a semen-covered death in the basement." it was changed to "Uh, lovely. A first class ticket to a semen-stained death in the basement." (Adult Swim has the original line)

• No Chris Left Behind

1. The scene where Quagmire says "I got dragged here by this broad I'm trying to screw." it was changed to "I got dragged here by this broad I'm trying to nail." (Adult Swim has the original line)

• It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

1. The scene where they show Quagmire's driveway looking like a penis was cut. (Adult Swim version was originally censored but added it back in for reruns)
2. The scene where Lois says "Wow, this looks comfortable." it was changed to "Wow, Quagmire's got a nice place." (Adult Swim has the original line)
3. The scene where Quagmire says "Huh. And here I am, cream in my face, hair a mess, and in mid-coitus. I must be a sight." was cut. (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
4. The scene where Peter says "Butt sex" it was changed to "Gay sex". (Adult Swim has the original line)
5. The scene where Brian says "Jesus" it was changed to "Ah geez." (Adult Swim has the original line)
6. The scene where Adam West says "Want some Adam West penis?" it was changed to "Want to take a gander at some Adam West penis?" (Adult Swim has the original line)
7. The line "...or will she just bleed all over the city?" was changed to "...or will she just menstruate all over the city?" (Adult Swim has the original line)
8. The scene where Quagmire says "My God. If I tried to masturbate right now, you know what would come out? A little flag with the word 'BANG' on it." it was changed to "You know how many sperms I got left? One. He is alone in there and he's scared, alright? He's scared!" (Adult Swim has the original line)
9. The scene where Brian says "Fuck you!" was changed to "(Bleep) you!"
10. The scene that shows Stewie standing up at the end of his performance and farting was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version he is wearing a diaper, in the uncensored version you can see his butt. (Adult Swim has the original version)
11. Shaved time: 11 seconds (Fox), 3 seconds (Adult Swim original airing)

• Meet the Quagmires

1. The scene where Brian says "I would eat your poo." was changed to "Could I wham my oingo bongo into your velvet underground?" (Adult Swim has the original line)
2. Brian's 9/11 reference was cut. (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
3. The scene where Quagmire says "Let's head upstairs and play hide-and-go-anal." was changed to "Let's go play schoolgirl-and-guy-who-has-sex-with-schoolgirl." (Adult Swim has the original line)
4. The scene where George Jetson says "Bullshit!" was changed to "Bullcrap!"
5. The scene where Quagmire says "It's just my penis." it was changed to "It's just my wang." (Adult Swim has the original line)

Season Six

• Blue Harvest

1. The line "You'd pork her for a week..." was changed to "You'd (bleep) her for a week..."
2. The scene where Stewie says "I Sith-ed my pants. My diaper's gone over to the dark side. I got pages of these - I could go on..." was cut.
3. The scene where the small mouse droid says "Holy shit!" was changed to "Holy smoke!"
4. The scene where Quagmire says "Oh thank Christ!" was changed to "Oh thank god!"
5. The scene where Cleveland says "Fuck you!" was changed to "(Bleep) you!"
6. Shaved time: 6 seconds

• Movin Out: Brian' Song

1. The scene where Brian, Peter, and Lois are talking about Brian's treatment of Jillian had the Simpsons banner digitally removed. (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
2. The scene where Quagmire and Marge have sex back at the Simpson's home was cut as well as the scene with Quagmire killing all of them was cut. (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
3. The scene where Chris says "Welcome home, asshole" was changed to "Welcome home, douchebag". (Adult Swim has the original line)
4. Shaved time: 40 seconds (excluding Adult Swim)

• Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air

1. The scene where Cleveland says "I hate shows that cut away from the story for some bullshit!" was changed to "I hate shows that cut away from the story for some bullcrap!"
2. The scene where Joe says "Get some, get some, yeah! Sex! Sex! Sex!" was cut. (Adult Swim has the scene uncensored)
3. The scene where Parker says "I'm gonna do sit-ups till I crap myself." was changed to "I'm gonna do sit-ups till I poop myself." (Adult Swim has the original line)
4. The text "No balls, no entry" was digitally removed from the Quahog Men's Club sign.
5. Shaved time: 3 seconds (excluding Adult Swim)

• Stewie Kills Lois: Part 1

1. The scene where Sandra Bullocks says "What the fuck?" reacting to Reeves putting his penis in the mailbox was changed to "Oh my Hickory Farm package is here". (The Adult Swim version is still censored)
2. The scene with Peter watching the topless woman was cut. (The Adult Swim version is still censored)
3. The scene where Stewie says "And then I'm gonna gag her with her own underwear' was changed to "And then I'm gonna gag her with her own brassiere". (Adult Swim has the original line)
4. The scene where Stewie and Brian exchanges what Stewie is going to do to Lois is shortened. (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
5. The scene where Peter says "The abortionist has one hand. Missing hand on the abortionist. And we're there to get an abortion." was cut. So was the scene in which Peter says "And she says: 'An abortion here? Are you kidding me? The abortionist's got one hand. How do you abort with one hand?' And I says: 'That's what I just said. The abortionist has one hand...'". (Adult Swim has both lines uncensored)
6. The scene where Peter says "Pleasuring a man with a socked foot one time does not make a person gay!" was cut. (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
7. The scene where Peter meets the woman with cancer was changed to him mentioning his date with the stick figure. (Adult Swim has the original version)
8. The scene where Stewie says "You know, it's funny. From this position I can hear Meg up in her room." was changed to "You know, it's funny. From this position I can hear Meg upstairs." (Adult Swim has the original line)
9. The scene where Meg is holding a pack of hot dogs pretending they're the New York Knicks was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version, she is in the hallway in normal clothes about to go to her room, while on DVD and Adult Swim, she is in her bedroom wearing her pajamas.
10. The scene where Stewie mispronounces tea bags, he says it twice on DVD and Adult Swim but he says it only once on Fox.
11. The scene where Meg talks about Pat Tillman being accidentally shot in a friendly fire by Peter was cut. (Adult Swim still has it censored)
12. The scene where the Judge says "Cause the fucking Kool-Aid guy's gonna keep showing up." was changed to "Cause the (bleep) Kool-Aid guy's gonna keep showing up."
13. Shaved time: 1 minute 30 seconds (Fox), 1 minute (Adult Swim)

• Lois Kills Stewie: Part 2

1. The cops only pay Magic Johnson a visit on DVD.
2. The scene where Peter says "...chokes him while he masturbates in the shower." was shortened to "...chokes him in the shower."
3. The scene where Meg is beamed to a water basin was cut.
4. The scene with Stewie, Brian, Stan, and Bullock in the bathroom was cut.
5. The song "I've Got a Little List" was cut for time in the United States.
6. Shaved time: 2 minutes and 35 seconds (US/CAN), 20 seconds (everywhere else)

• Padre de Familia

1. The scene where Brian accuses Peter of not knowing what 9/11 was till 2004 was cut. (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
2. The scene where Peter says "...and my balls tattooed to look like launch exhaust." it was changed to "...and my nads tattooed to look like launch exhaust." (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
3. The scene that shows Stewie looking at a naked girl in the strip club was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version she is wearing panties. (Adult Swim has the scene uncensored)
4. The scene that shows Stewie looking at a topless girl was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version the breast outline was digitally removed. (Adult Swim has the scene uncensored)
5. The scene where Peter says "Would you like to watch My Friend Who Sticks His Penis In A Pie?" was cut.
6. The scene that shows a man on the toilet was cut.
7. Shaved time: 15 seconds

• Peter's Daughter

1. The line "You wanna tell me what the fuck that was?" was changed to "You wanna tell me what the (bleep) that was?"
2. The scene where Peter says "Neither is her lower back or her hair." was cut.
3. Shaved time: 2 seconds

• McStroke

1. The scene where Peter says "Meg, it goes by many names. Soup Strainer, Lip whiskers and, until recently, Giant Horse Vagina. But I prefer the term mustache." it was changed to "It's a mustache, Meg!"
2. The scene where Stewie says "Okay, and if I win, you have to go online and download that footage of the dancing baby from Ally McBeal and you have to forward it to all your friends with the message 'Oh, my God, look what I just found online! Isn't this the funniest thing you've ever seen?' So, is this a bet?" was cut.
3. The scene that shows Stewie and Connie inside a car was shortened, as a result you can no longer see the sign saying "anal point" or hear the girls saying "Ow! Ow! Ow!"
4. The scene where Stewie says "Check out my penis!" it was changed to "Check this out!"
5. Shaved time: 26 seconds

• Back to the Woods

1. The scene where Lois says "Peter, this is serious." was cut.
2. The scene where Peter says "I'm gonna get revenge. Just like I did against that pigeon that crapped on my car." was changed to "I'm gonna get revenge. Just like I did against that pigeon that pooped on my car." (In the original airing it showed Peter on a coach instead of actually showing him taking revenge.)
3. The scene where James Woods says "So get ready. Fuckers" was changed to "So get ready. Fatso" (In the original airing, he just says "So get ready.")
4. The scene where Stewie says "Because you made me watch 2girls1cup" was changed to "Because you made me watch that video with the two girls and the cup" (to prevent kids from looking it up)
5. The scene where Peter busts through Quagmire's door naked was cut.
6. The scene where James Woods says "She didn't even make me use a rubber." was cut. (This scene was latter added back into Fox reruns.)
7. The scene where James Woods says "Wow. Same old pussy." was cut.
8. The scene where James Woods says "That skinny chickenshit." was changed to "That skinny chicken (bleep)."
9. The scene where the show references Seinfeld-Star Michael Richards comedy gig where he said the N-Word was cut.
10. The line "You're in a lot of trouble, Griffin, you motherfucker!" was changed to "You're in a lot of trouble, Griffin, you (bleep)
11. The line "...faggot." was changed to "...piece of stool."
12. Shaved time: 15 seconds

• Play it Again, Brian

1. Herbert's musical number was cut.
2. The scene with Brian and Lois in the water was cut.
3. The scene where Haskell the Horse accepts his award was cut.
4. The scene where Peter slurs "Lois...Griffin" was cut.
5. The lines "Damn, that motherfucker run fast. You see that shit?" was changed to "Damn, look at that son-bitch go. He hauling ass.."
6. The scene where Herbert says "Aw, that is bullshit!" was changed to "Damn it! I'm missing Boy Meets World for this?"
7. The scene where Peter lists his friends' disadvantages was cut.
8. Shaved time: 30 seconds

• The Former Life of Brian

1. The "If he had his shit together, I wouldn't be into it." was changed to "If he had his life together, I wouldn't be into it."
2. The scene where Stewie says "Now take your fucking pants off!" was changed to "Now take your (bleep) pants off!)
3. The scene where Quagmire says "Jesus!" was changed to "Damn it!"

• Long John Peter

1. The scene where the Cat says "Look at that shit!" was changed to "Look at that (bleep)!"
2. The scene where Stewie says "Now take your fucking pants off!" was cut.
3. The scene where Brian says "Shut up, Stewie!" was cut.
4. The scene where Brian says "Fuck you!" was changed to "(Bleep) you!"
5. Shaved time: 2 seconds

Season Seven

• Love, Blactually

1. The scene where Cleveland says "You got a problem with that, you can go fuck yourself!" was changed to "You got a problem with that, you can go (bleep) yourself!"
2. The line "Mind your own business, you filthy Jew!" was changed to "Mind your own business, you stupid Jew!"

• I Dream of Jesus

1. The words "motherfucker", "shit", "erection" and "ass" were muted.
2. The scene where Peter says "Ah, you know, Jesus, if I go get my cell phone, would you mind talking to my friend Muriel Goldman? I really just want to stick this up her ass." was changed to "Ah, you know, Jesus, if I go get my cell phone, would you mind talking to my friend Muriel Goldman? I really just want to rub her jewish nose in this."
3. The scene where Peter says "Jesus Christ, unbelievable!" was changed to him talking to Jesus.
4. The scene where Peter says "I can't believe, fucking Jesus hasn't called me back." was changed to "I can't believe, Jesus hasn't called me back."
5. The scene where Peter says "None of this would have happened if somebody hadn't stolen my fucking Surfin' Bird record!" was changed to "None of this would have happened if somebody hadn't stolen my (bleep) Surfin' Bird record!"
6. The scene where Peter says "And you blew it! The perfect hand for masturbating." was cut.
7. The scene where Stewie says "Fuck" it was changed to "Crap!"
8. Shaved time: 3 seconds

• Road to Germany

1. The scene where Peter shows his knowledge of movies was cut.
2. The scene where Steve Buscemi's tooth jumps away into Scarlett Johansson's cleavage was cut.
3. The line on the text message "LMFAO" was changed to "LMAO" (Adult Swim has the original line)
4. The scene with Stewie and Mort arguing was cut.
5. The scene with the blue brothers parody was cut.
6. The scene where Stewie looks through the loophole was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, he is looking at London, while on DVD he looks at the white cliffs of Dover.
7. The scene where the white cliffs of Dover talk to each other was cut.
8. The scene where Winston Churchill says "Yeah, well, you're a cunt" was changed to "Yeah, well, you're a fat bitch"
9. The scene with the black forest was cut.
10. The scene where Mort says "Damn it, will you two just get in the fucking time machine?!" was changed to "Damn it, will you two just get in the (bleep) time machine?!"
11. Shaved time: 1 minute and 7 seconds

• Baby Not on Board

1. The scene where Peter says "Plus I've had a lot of time to masturbate, which in space is great..." was changed to "Plus I've had a lot of time to rub one out, which in space is great..."
2. The scene where Peter blows the trumpet was cut.
3. The scene where Stewie talks about Joseph on wedding night was cut.
4. The scene where Peter says "They're watching Operation Dumbo Screw with Don Nuts." was changed to "They're watching Operation Dumbo Sex with Don Nuts."
5. The scene where Quagmire says "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" was changed to Cleveland saying "Did I tell you I'm getting a spin-off?"
6. Shaved time: 15 seconds

• The Man with Two Brians

1. The scene where Quagmire does the bee-bush was modified for Fox broadcast. You can see the shape of his penis uncensored, while on Fox it is asexual.
2. The scene where Cleveland releases the bees was modified for Fox broadcast. There are fewer bees in the uncensored version.
3. The scene where Cleveland says "What the Fuck" The word "fuck" was bleeped.
4. The scene where Peter wears a back to the future gadget and hanging around with Brian was cut.
5. The scene where Lois says "Peter, did you have fun with Brian?" was changed to "Peter, what's wrong? You've been so quiet all day." (due to continuity)
6. The scene where Peter says "No, Lois, he was a wet blanket. And I'm starting to think you might be right." was changed to "It's just what you said the other day. I'm starting to think you might be right." (again due to continuity)
7. The scene where New Brian says "And I got you this bag of weed." was changed to "And I got you some of this."
8. The scene where Brian walks in on Chris masturbating was cut.
9. The scene where Peter talks about how good the pancakes were at other restaurants was cut.
10. Shaved time: 34 seconds

• Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

1. The scene where Stewie watches "The Detarded" was cut.
2. The scene where John Madden says "And did some handwork on this guy." was changed to "And even this guy."
3. The scene where John Wilkes Booth says "Christ, could he be any more annoying?" was changed to "God, could he be any more annoying?"
4. The scene where Tom Tucker says "The two lesbians are going shopping for double-headed marital aids." was changed to "The two lesbians are going shopping for double-sided marital aids."
5. The scene where Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. sings a song for Stewie was shortened for broadcast. (due to time)
6. Shaved time: 30 seconds

• Oceans 3 and 1/2

1. The scene with Peter and Jackson Pollock was cut.
2. The scene with Peter & Co. was cut in the original broadcast.
3. The scene where Peter says "In order to make a baby, a man has to be aroused enough to ejaculate." was changed to "In order to make a baby, a man has to be able to become aroused." (The original airing cut the scene out entirely)
4. The scene where Stewie says "Go fuck yourself!" was changed to "Go (bleep) yourself!"
5. The scene where Cristian Bale angrily yells at Peter was present only on the original broadcast and replaced with a cutaway gag of a movie with Jeff Bridges and Laura Linney on all reruns including Adult Swim and DVD. (Hulu currently has the original scene intact)
6. The scene where Brian comments on Stewie's movie was cut on the original broadcast.
7. The scene where the narrator says "This programming brought to you in part by Kobe brand condoms. The protection you want for the sex she doesn't." was cut on the original broadcast.
8. The scene with the Swedish Bakery cutaway was cut.
9. Shaved time: 45 seconds (original airing), 30 seconds (reruns)

• Family Gay

1. Any scene with the family members referring to the horse as "retarded" was changed to "brain-damaged". (Adult Swim has the original line)
2. The scene where Peter says "He's retarded, Lois. You should understand, you're married to a retarded man."
3. The scene where Herbert says "This whole place is a giant mindfuck." was changed to "This whole place is a giant mind (bleep)."
4. The scene where Stewie talks about homosexuality and his heterosexuality was cut.
5. The scene where Peter reveals his secret ingredient for his muffins was cut.
6. The scene where Peter makes advances to Quagmire was cut.
7. The scene with Reagan and Gorbachev was modified on Fox broadcast. They make more sexual references on dvd.
8. The scene where Stewie says "Yeah, well I think that's perfectly disgusting. And you know, every time you do it, you're basically sodomizing Jesus. I just want to point that out to you." was cut.
9. The scene where Peter has sex with a bunch of other gay guys was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, it is off-screen completely while on dvd he is sitting in the middle of a bunch of gay guys.
10. The scene where Mort says "Take back your fucking horse!" was changed to "Take back your (bleep) horse!"
11. Shaved time: 1 minute

• The Juice is Loose

1. The scene where Stewie says "She's a goddamn over-priced call girl who got lucky once." was changed to "She's an over-priced call girl who got lucky once."
2. The scene where Dumb Beaver says "O.J. Simpson? I may be a dumb beaver, but I'm smart enough to get out of here!" was cut.
3. The scene where Peter talks about the American Judicial System finding O.J innocent was cut.
4. The scene where Brian says "Peter,..." was changed to "But..." (due to continuity)
5. Shaved time: 9 seconds

• Foxy Lady

1. The scene where Peter asks for Joe's driver's license was cut.
2. The scene where the Griffins are watching Bananas over Broadway was cut.
3. The scene where Seth Rogen says "What the fuck?" The word "fuck" was bleeped.
4. The scene where Seth Rogen says "Did you eat pussy backstage?" was cut.
5. The scene where Peter says "Goddamn it!" was changed to "Son of a bitch!"
6. The scene with the Fox News daycare center was cut.
7. The scene where the Fox executive says "Oh, we just use Anne Coulter's vagina." was changed to "Oh, we just use Anne Coulter."
8. The scene where the employee looks at Anne Coulter saying there is nothing good in there is modified for Fox broadcast. He is standing on Fox, while he is bending down and looking between her legs uncensored. (Adult Swim weirdly has the Anne Coulter line censored but has the employee bending down looking in between Anne Coulter's legs uncensored)
9. The scene where Stewie is a news anchor was cut.
10. The scene where Daniel Stern says "Well, Christ, Fred. You don't have to be a dick about it." was cut.
11. Shaved time: 42 seconds

• Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

1. The scene where Stewie says "This is horse shit" was changed to "This is horse (bleep)"
2. The scene where Peter says "Yes, I have a question for Captain Kirk...in that episode where you drown your wife, why are you so fat?" was cut after the original broadcast.
3. The scene where Patrick Stewart and Jonathan Franks beat up two nerds was cut.
4. The scene where Kirk Cameron says "Are you lonely, picked on, unappreciated?" was changed to "Are you lonely, unappreciated?"
5. The scene where Kirk Cameron says "Disliked, Not totally happy with your physical appearance?" was changed to "Not totally happy with your physical appearance?"
6. The scene where Peter tells Chris to return a camel to get Meg's college fund back was cut.
7. The scene where Peter shows God a sweet porn website was cut.
8. The scene where Patrick says "Oh, fuck you, Michael" was changed to "Oh (bleep) you Michael"
9. The scene where Lavar Burton says "Stewie, can I take this goddamn headband off?" was changed to "Stewie, can I take this (bleep) headband off?"
10. The scene where Meg makes Brian fetch her cross was modified for Fox broadcast. The Fox version deletes the image of Jesus Christ on the cross.
11. The scene where Brian says "No, I don't want a crucifix." was changed to "No, I don't want a cross."
12. The scene where Meg says "Okay, I'll take Jesus back now." was changed to "Okay, give it back now."
13. The scene where Jesus says "It's my blood." was changed to "Take a guess."
14. The scene where Stewie says "I hope you all fucking die!" was changed to "I hope you all (bleep) die!"
15. The scene where Stewie says "Fuck!" was bleeped.
16. Shaved time: 25 seconds

• Episode 420

1. The scene where Stewie lies next to Michael Jackson was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, he is wearing his normal clothes, while on DVD he is naked.
2. The episode was banned in Venezuela.

• Stewroids

1. The scene where Peter says "Let's see that little dyke Susie Swanson beat him up now." was changed to "Let's see that lesbo Susie Swanson beat him up now."
2. The scene where one of the cool guys says "Hey, Chris, after school today, we're gonna go to the pizza place and make that single mother who works there feel like a slut. She's really sweet and struggling to raise a family. It's gonna be great!" was cut.
3. The scene where Peter mentions his sexual desire for Connie was replaced with Peter looking at Connie through his amulet.
4. The scene where Meg says "You can go fuck yourself!" was changed to "You can go (bleep) yourself!"
5. The scene where Chris says "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard." was changed to "Would you do me? I'd do me. I'd do me so hard."
6. The scene where Chris is nakedly dancing around like Buffalo Bill was modified for Fox broadcast. His belly is covering up his genitals on Fox while on DVD he has a pseudo vagina.
7. Shaved time: 8 seconds

• We Love You, Conrad

1. The scene with the cutaway gag of 19th Century British Girls' Various Reactions to Their Older Sister's Engagement was cut.
2. The scene where Brian drunkenly talked to Bruce was cut.
3. The scene where Spencer says "So, why don't you think before you say things for a fucking change!" was cut.
4. The scene where Craig Ferguson says "Have you seen the news about Lauren Conrad and Brian Griffin? Y'know, a lot of these young Hollywood girls carry their little dogs around in their purse. But Lauren carries one in her vagina." was changed to "Have you seen the news about Lauren Conrad and Brian Griffin? Y'know, a lot of these young Hollywood girls carry their little dogs around in their purse. But Lauren carries one in her pants."
5. The scene where Peter says "So, Lauren, um, whenever I'm watchin' your show, you give me a boner" was changed to "So, Lauren, um, whenever I'm watchin' your show, you give me wood".
6. The scene where Brian says "I'm in love with Jillian!" was cut.
7. The scene where Jason reads from the bible was cut, thus he is not shown on the previous shot standing up front.
8. Shaved time: 43 seconds

• 3 Kings

1. The scene where Cleveland says "Fuck that" was changed to "My ass"
2. The scene where Stewie and Brian are talking in the same room as a brain damaged bicycler was cut.
3. The scene where Carter greets his inmates was cut.
4. The scene where Peter says "I'm just jiggling your balls." was changed to "I'm just tweaking your bum."
5. The scene where Seamus says "Hey, you know what'd be funny? You should take one of those records and play it over the PA system. No, you shouldn't do that, but it'd be funny. Okay, I'll be back in three and a half minutes, the average length of a song on any long-playing album." was cut.
6. The scene where Peter says "Its black volcanic glass has no business being there." was cut.
7. The scene where Doctor Hartman, Carter, and Seamus talk about how they have identical voices was cut.
8. The scene where Cleveland says "Shit!" was changed to "Crap!"
9. Shaved time: 55 seconds

• Peter's Progress

1. The scene where King Stewart III / Stewie says "You're gonna be fucking dead in 5 seconds." was changed to "You're gonna be (bleep) dead in 5 seconds."
2. The headline on the newspaper "Fat Colonist Voted Biggest Asshole in the New World" was changed to "America Most Obese Settlement On Earth"
3. The scene where court jester Brian says "He's a real fit head." was cut.
4. The scene where Brian says "What the fuck?" was changed to "What the (bleep)?"
5. Shaved time: 2 seconds

Season Eight

• Road to the Multiverse

1. The scene where Stewie says "If you saw Lois, your penis would shoot right off your body." was changed to "If you saw Lois, you'd have to put your penis in a wheelchair." (Adult Swim has the original line uncensored)
2. The scene where Lois says "I know. I must've had four rockgasms, I'm glad you wore that rock ring." was changed to "I know. I'm glad you wore that rock ring." (Adult swim has it uncensored)
3. The scene where Chris says "Fuck you!" was changed to "(Bleep) you!"
4. The scene where Stewie says "Shut the fuck up!" was changed to "Shut the (bleep) up!"
5. Shaved time: 2 seconds (excluding Adult Swim)

• Family Goy

1. The scene where there is only one player on NBA was cut from the TNT broadcast.
2. The scene where Peter says "I'm out under the table" was modified for Fox broadcast. On the uncensored version, his zipper is open and his wiener is out while he says it.
3. The scene where Quagmire says "Have fun with your stupid goddamn Giant Chicken jokes..." was changed to "Have fun with your stupid (bleep) giant chicken jokes..."
4. The scene where Brian says he is offended by Peter's act and isn't even Jewish was cut.
5. The scene where Lois says "Are you out of your fucking mind?" was changed to "Are you out of your (bleep) mind?
6. The scene where Jesus says "They are all complete horse shit." was changed to "They are all complete crap."
7. Shaved time: 3 seconds (Fox), 30 seconds (TNT)

• Spies Reminiscent of Us

1. The scene where Peter tries to figure out if Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase are gay is cut.
2. The scene where Peter says "Get the fuck out of my house!" was changed to "Get the (bleep) out of my house!"
3. The scene where Ronald Reagan honors Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase was cut.
4. The scene where Peter says "Fuck's the matter with you guys?" was changed to "(Bleep) the matter with you guys?"
5. Shaved time: 10 seconds

• Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

1. The scene where Lois says "For god's sakes, if you're gonna do that, at least aim for my nipples." was changed to "For god's sakes, if you're gonna do that, at least aim for my breasts."
2. The scene where Bobby Brown says "Get the fucking crack!" was changed to "Get the (bleep) crack!"
3. The scene where Brian compares old to "Malcolm in the Middle" Season 15 was cut.
4. The scene where Brian says "Jesus Christ" was changed to "For God's sake, Rita"
5. The scene where Peter says "Not sure I like chiseled quads so close to a vagina." was cut.
6. The scene where Brian says "You know what ? Just take your fucking keys. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about." was changed to "Just take your (bleep) keys. I don't know what the (bleep) you're talking about."
7. Shaved time; 15 seconds

• Hannah Banana

1. The scene where Brian says "Jesus!" was changed to "Okay..."
2. The scene where Brian says "No" was changed to "Ah, all right, fine..."
3. Due to the last line being changed, the scene where Stewie tortures dogs to get Brian to get Hannah Montana tickets was cut as well.
4. When the suicide bombers run their bikes into the World Trade Center, the World Trade Center sign was digitally removed.
5. The scene where Brian poses as Kanye West was cut.
6. The scene where Stewie makes Brian say Hannah Montana's catchphrase was cut.
7. The scene where the Evil Monkey gets told to come up with some Sarah Silverman anecdotes was cut.
8. The scene where Evil Monkey says "Ah, I'd get up to hug you, but sitting down is the only thing keeping the shit in" was changed to "Ah, I'd get up to hug you, but sitting down is the only thing keeping the poop in".
9. The scene where Chris says "Come on, you fat fuck!" was changed to "Come on, you fat (bleep)!"
10. The scene where Brian says "You killed my brother, you owe me." was cut.
11. The scene where Stewie warns Brian against his sexual intentions with Miley was cut.
12. The scene where the narrator says "We now return to Great Moments In Women Stand-Up Comedy." was cut.
13. The scene where Lois says "Sorry to interrupt...nothing...but, Monkey, do you think you could help me?" was changed to "Monkey, do you think you could help me?" (due to continuity)
14. Shaved time: 52 seconds

• Quagmire's Baby

1. The scene where Peter says "I am Peter Griffin. I am your friend. Don't be shy. Humphrey Bogart? Don Knotts? That kid I was supposed to be watching at the pool? Hello." was cut.
2. The scene where Joe says "No shit." was changed to "No (bleep)."
3. The scene where Stewie says "It's a lifesaver, Brian, I'll tell you." was cut.
4. The scene where Quagmire talks about him buying cars at poopcars.com was cut.
5. The scene where Brian asks Stewie if his credit card was in the mess of the disintegrated clones was cut.
6. Shaved time: 19 seconds

• Jerome is the New Black

1. The scene in which Peter talks to the two foreign guys at the bar was cut.
2. The scene in which Joe struggles to talk to Jerome was cut.
3. The scene in which Black Jesus says "The kingdom of God is inside you. At least it will be in a second." was cut.
4. The scene in which Jerome says "When I find the guy who did it, I'm gonna rip his arms off and do his wife over and over nice and slow in front of him!" was changed to "When I find the guy who did it, I'm gonna rip his arms off and do his wife in front of him!"
5. The scene in which Jerome tries to stop Lois's breathing problems was shortened.
6. The scene where Quagmire says "Thanks for the fucking steak." was changed to "Thanks for the (bleep) steak."
7. Shaved time: 36 seconds

• Dog Gone

1. The scene where Brian says "Why don't you shut your goddamn mouth for once and go home and fuck your wife in the face!" was changed to "Why don't you shut your (bleep) damn mouth for once and go home and (bleep) your wife in the face!"
2. The scene where Consuela comes in the bathroom when Peter is taking a dump was cut.
3. The scene where the "Hang in there" cat complains was cut.
4. Shaved time: 16 seconds

• Business Guy

1. The scene where the African-American with a Jamaican accent promotes his island was cut.
2. The scene where the Foreign Guys talk about the strip club was shortened.
3. The scene where Quagmire says "That's like right in my fucking ear." was changed to "That's like right in my (bleep) ear."
4. Shaved time: 16 seconds

• Big Man on Hippocampus

1. The scene where Tom Tucker says "Also, 6 million German Jews suddenly show up. Find out where they've been at 11." was cut.
2. The scene where Lois says "Lois' vagina was so wrecked they had to sew it up and open up a new vagina next to it." was changed to "Lois was so wrecked they had to sew her up and open up a new vagina right next to the first one." (Adult Swim has the original line uncensored)
3. The scene where Lois says "I want you to wear me like a pinky ring." was changed to "I wanna be your pinky ring." (Adult Swim has the original line uncensored)
4. The scene where Meg says "a razor and a note" was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, the answer is sundries, while on DVD it is incorrect.
5. The scene where Richard Dawson asks Chris what his hobby was and Chris answers "masturbating" was cut.
6. The scene where Stewie talks about how Peter changed his diaper was cut. (Adult Swim has the scene uncensored)
7. The scene where Quagmire tries to get up his wiener was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, his private area was blurred. (Adult Swim has it uncensored while TBS still censors it)
8. Shaved time: 10 seconds (Fox/TBS), 8 seconds (Adult Swim)

• Dial Meg for Murder

1. The scene where the magazine publishing woman says "They twist the bull's balls before they run, that's why they're jacked up" was cut.
2. The scene where Peter gets molested by a bull was modified for Fox broadcast. He is naked uncensored, while he is wearing underpants on Fox.
3. The scene continues for a little longer on DVD while on fox their is a reaction shot.
4. The scene where Lois mentioning how convicts often do drugs was cut.
5. The scene where Luke says "That tastes better than a guy's penis, I tell you." was changed to "And it's nice to be in front of someone for a change."
6. The scene where the family are worried about Meg was cut.
7. The scene where Peter says "Brian, if you don't come back, I'm eating the slice of pie that was designated for you." was changed to "Brian, will you call me on my mickey mouse phone?"
8. The scene where Joe says "Peter, first off, thank you. I have to admit I was a little disappointed you didn't say anything about the living room rearrangement. Second of all, oh, my God. I'm on my way." was cut.
9. Shaved time: 26 seconds

• Extra Large Medium

1. The scene where Peter keeps questioning the ranger was cut.
2. The scene where Chris imagines Stewie as a drumstick and Stewie imagines Chris as a half naked man was cut.
3. The scene where Brain tells Lois she is being sold a bill of goods was cut and replaced with a snail riding a turtle cutaway.
4. The scene where Stewie sings "And they seem to say 'We'll open just for Chris.' They shine like sunny weather and they're close enough together that if they should so desire to create a little fire..." was changed to "And her smile is like the sweetest summer flower. Her kiss is so inviting and her hugs are so delighting and what makes them really nice is that they've got a little spice..."
5. The scene where Stewie sings "They could reach across her nose and give each other a kiss." was changed to "Because they're tighter than a vice and they go on for an hour."
6. The scene where Brian calls Peter's psychic nonsense and gone too far was cut.
7. The scene where Ellen says "Uh, unless you're gonna pull a sundae out of your belly button I'd get your ass in the fucking kitchen." was changed to "Uh, unless you're gonna pull a sundae out of your belly button I's get your ass in the (bleep) kitchen."
8. The scene where Chris says "You're just a bunch of assholes like everyone else." was changed to "You're just a bunch of (bleep) like everyone else.)
9. Shaved time: 25 seconds

• Go Stewie Go

1. The scene where Chris says "Meg, I think everyone in this household has grown weary of your tall tales." was cut.
2. The scene where Stewie shows Brian some photos for the Jolly Farm audition was cut.
3. The scene where Stewie says "Boy, everybody turned out for this thing, huh?" was changed to "All right, wish me luck on my audition, Brian. If anyone deserves to be on Jolly Farm, it's me."
4. The scene where Peter gets out of playing sex games with Lois was cut.
5. The scene where Peter says "And ever since my birthday last month, I've been really feeling it." was cut.
6. Shaved time: 1 minute

• Peterassment

1. The scene where a drunk Rubik's cube tries to fix his colors was cut.
2. The scene where Lois pretends to be Peter on the phone with Angela was shortened.
3. The scene where Angela says "Your breath, and this squash racket." was cut.
4. The scene where Joe talks about a sex experience with his police captain was cut.
5. The scene where Quagmire says "I'm gonna spread my legs and yours will pop through." was changed to "I'm gonna spread my legs, and it'll be you doing it, not me."
6. Shaved time: 32 seconds

• Brian Griffin's House of Payne

1. The scene where Peter tries to see if Brian copied his idea was cut.
2. The scene where Lois says "Oh, fuck, there it is." was changed to "Oh, (bleep), there it is."
3. The scene where Peter talks about a show with Phil and Joe Niekro was cut.
4. The scene where James Woods says "It stands for 'Fuck you!'" was changed to "It stands for (bleep) you!"
5. The scene where James Woods says "You guys aren't gonna fucking believe this..." was changed to "You guys aren't gonna (bleep) believe this..."
6. The scene where two strange guys make sexual advances after talking about Brian's show was cut.
7. The scene where Brian says "It, uh... It gets better after the fir... What smells like head?" was cut.
8. The scene where James Woods says "...because I fucked that chick..." was changed to "...because I banged that chick..."
9. The scene where Stewie says "What the fuck happened?" was changed to "What the (bleep) happened?"
10. Shaved time: 37 seconds

• April in Quahog

1. The scene where Stephen Hawking says "Bitchen. See you, ching chong." was changed to "All right! See you, bitch!"
2. The scene where Peter says "How about we do a song that's not whiny bullshit?" was changed to "How about we do a song that's not whiny bull crap?"
3. The scene where Jesus says "Yeah, you see it fits in there because there's a hole in it." was cut.
4. The scene where Jesus flips off Mort was modified for Fox broadcasts. On Fox, his middle finger is blurred.
5. The scene where Quagmire says "Fuck you!" was changed to "Screw you!"
6. The scene where Peter says "I'm going into the inner city and I'm gonna yell the N word." was changed to "I'm gonna find a black neighborhood and see what happens if I yell the you-know-what word."
7. The scene where Peter goes to do what he said he would in the last line was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, there is another shot of the Griffin house while on DVD he goes to a black neighborhood.
8. The scene where Peter says "Morning, assholes." was changed to "Morning, (bleep)."
9. The scene where Peter says "I'm so fucking ready!" was changed to "I'm so (bleep) ready!"
10. Shaved time: 8 seconds

• Brian and Stewie

1. The scene where Brian and Stewie introduce the episode was cut from the rebroadcast.
2. The scene where Stewie says "None of your goddamn business." was changed to "None of your damn business."
3. The scene where Stewie says "Eat my poo, Brian. was changed to "Eat it, Brian."
4. The scene where Brian says "You're out of your fucking mind." was changed to "You're out of your (bleep) mind."
5. The scene where Stewie says "And I've seen you eat shit before." was changed to "And I've seen you eat poop before."
6. Any scene where Stewie says "Lick my ass." was changed to "Lick my fanny."
7. The scene where Stewie says "I'll blow your fucking head off." was changed to "I'll blow your (bleep) head off."
8. The scene where Brian prepares to lick Stewie's butt was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, Brian never moves from his spot, while on DVD his tongue approaches Stewie's anus. (The scene was cut on all reruns but Hulu has the scene as it was on Fox intact)
9. The scene where Brian says "Fuck!" was bleeped.
10. The scene where Brian says "I already practically rimmed you." was changed to "I already practically French-kissed your butt"
11. The scene where Brian says "Oh, shit!" was changed to "Oh, (bleep)!"
12. The scene where Brian says "You look like a fag." was changed to "It makes you look queer."
13. The scene where Stewie says "Now you're being an asshole." was changed to "Okay, well, now you're just being a dick."
14. The scene where Stewie says "I got you to eat my shit." was changed to "I got you to eat my poop."
15. The scene where Stewie says "A lot of crazy shit went on last night." was changed to "A lot of crazy (bleep) went on last night."
16. The musical number montage was cut from the rebroadcast version.
17. Shaved time: 36 seconds (original), 1 minute 25 seconds (reruns)

• Quagmire's Dad

1. The scene where Chris and Peter review the former's french homework was cut. (Adult Swim has the scene uncensored)
2. The scene where Stewie simulates The View was cut.
3. The scene where Peter says "We're finally gonna get to meet the man of a thousand vaginas." was changed to "We're finally gonna get to meet the man of a thousand chicks."
4. The scene where Peter and Brian make another french name seal f word joke was changed to an auto correct joke.
5. The scene where Quagmire says "Jesus" was changed to "Jeez"
6. The scene where Ida says "I still have my penis, they just turned it inside out to simulate a vagina" was changed to I still have it, they just turned it inside out to simulate a vagina"
7. The scene where Brian says "I fucked your dad!" was changed to "I (bleep) your dad!"
8. Shaved time: 31 seconds

• The Splendid Source

1. The scene where Peter says "I crapped my pants." was changed to "I pooped my pants."
2. The scene where a police officer goes to tell Peter the joke was cut.
3. The scene where Lois says "You just crapped all over the bed." was changed to "You just pooped all over the bed."
4. The scene where Warren Buffet tells a joke to another man was cut.
5. The scene where Peter tells the joke to his family was cut. (There would've been a lot of censoring required)
6. Shaved time: 2 minutes 39 seconds

• Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

1. The scene with the show "The Kitchen" was cut.
2. The scene where Meg says "Yeah, Dad. Remember the last time you told us the story of Star Wars? Maybe you could tell us another one." was cut.
3. The line on the Star Wars credits "Alright, let's watch some goddamn cartoons." was changed to "Alright. let's watch some damn cartoons."
4. The scene where a wise cracker tries to sell Leia and Han some ice was cut.
5. The scene where teens perform the Juicy Fruit ad was cut.
6. The scene where Stewie / Darth Vader chokes an incompetent employee using the force was cut.
7. The scene where a rebel says "Check it out, that one's wearing Crocs." was cut.
8. The scene where the "intestinal worm launcher" scratches its butt was cut.
9. The scene where a hammered rebel says "I love you guys. We had a great summer." was cut.
10. The scene where Luke finds a walker pregnant was cut.
11. The scene where Darth Vader says "I think it was Memorial Day, like, two years ago. No, you know what? It was four years ago." was cut.
12. The scene where Han takes everyone to the strawberry field was cut.
13. The scene where the Allstate guy was cut.
14. The scene where Han and Leia talk about the condenser was cut.
15. The scene where Consuela was arguing with Darth Vader was cut.
16. The scene with the promo for going over to the dark side was cut.
17. The scene with the second reference of Teen Wolf was cut.
18. The scene with Vader's bounty hunting meeting was cut.
19. The space burns scene was cut.
20. The scene where Vader tries to use the Carbonite compactor was cut.
21. The scene where Peter says "Fuck off!" was bleeped.
22. The scene where R2-D2 cracks the female lock was cut.
23. The scene where they explain Luke's chopped off hand was cut.
24. The scene where Luke says "It's me, you fuckers!" was changed to "It's me, you (bleep)!"
25. The scene where Darth Vader tries to find someone to take the rap after the heroes make their mistake was cut.
26. The scene where the robot says "Yeah, but practice on a hot dog first. Otherwise you might rip your dick off." was changed to "Wow. You are a hard guy to get a compliment from."
27. The scene where Chris says "Fuck you, Dad!" was changed to "(Bleep) you, Dad!"
28. Shaved time: 2 minutes 45 seconds (approximate)

• Partial Terms of Endearment

1. This episode was never aired in the U.S. due to its strong sexual content and is missing from streaming services and reruns, but the episode is on DVD and has aired on BBC Three. These edits apply to the BBC Three version.
2. The scene where Peter talks about having sex with a mermaid was cut.
3. The scene where Stewie gets money at the Billiards was cut.
4. The scene where Stewie says "You know what's interesting about Lois's vagina? Everyone in this room has been in there except for you. You're the only one who doesn't know what it's like." was cut.
5. The scene where Peter prevents everyone from masturbating was cut.
6. The scene where Peter says "Once out of the vagina, they can go fuck themselves." was changed to "Once out of the vagina, they can go (bleep) themselves."
7. Shaved time: 1 minute 30 seconds (BBC3)

Season Nine

• Episode 1

1. The special intro was only on the first-run and was replaced with the new animated intro in reruns.
2. The scene where Peter doesn't know what RSVP is was cut.
3. The scene where Peter is the only one awake in the car was cut.
4. The scene where Peter says "Uh. shit" was cut.
5. The scene where Mayor West mentions his Mayor-O-Matic 5000 was cut.
6. The scene where Herbert and Seamus talk about NCIS was cut.
7. The scene where Peter disguises his voice again was cut.
8. The scene where Brian calls James Woods, Jimmy Woods was cut.
9. The scene with Tom Tucker's Freddy Kruger audition was cut.
10. The scene where Dr. Hartman mentions his history with James Woods was cut.
11. The scene where Mort says "He's terrible. He took a Penthouse into the pharmacy bathroom and left this little handy work in the sink. He's a dirt bag. But..." was cut.
12. The scene where Peter suggests the Foreign guys that aren't there as suspects was cut.
13. The scene where Brian and Stewie talk about the possible murderer cut.
14. The scene where Dr. Hartman and Seamus talk about their alike voices again was cut.
15. The scene where Peter asks everyone about their team names was cut.
16. The scene where Jillian announces her pregnancy was cut.
17. The scene where Quagmire says "We're short one vagina in this room" was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, his hand is still while on dvd his hand moves in a sniffing fashion.
18. The scene where Adam West says "We don't know how long she was unconscious" was cut.
19. The scene where they talk about golden globes is shortened.
20. The scene where Peter takes a dump in front of everyone was cut.
21. The scene where Quagmire says "Oh, Jesus" was changed to "Oh, God"
22. The scene where Stephanie's corpse falls out of Quagmire's trunk was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, she is wearing a bra and panties.
23. Shaved time: 2 minutes 30 seconds

• Episode 2

1. The scene with Stewie's sex fantasy was cut.
2. The scene where Brian calls Rush Limbaugh's book toilet paper was cut.
3. The scene where George H.W. Bush tells them not to give George W. Bush sweets was cut.
4. The scene where Peter asks Rush Limbaugh who would win in a fight against him and Oprah was cut.
5. Shaved time: 40 seconds

• Episode 3

1. The scene where Reginald sings "...and a hat that has a giant plume. And if someday you're feeling rather saucy you can put the chewing gum in the hat." was cut.
2. The scene where a Seagull laugh at Peter's sailor joke was cut.
3. The scene where Peter says "Goddamn right..." was changed to "Damn right..."
4. The scene where Carter says "I haven't even had normal sexual relations in a long time. With Babs, I finish in my hand, and just throw it at her." was changed to "I have no idea what women are like nowadays. Last time I was on the dating scene, Joe McCarthy was on a rampage looking for anything red. Oh, back then I called my penis Joe McCarthy."
5. The scene where Peter gives Carter a tattoo of a donkey's vagina was cut.
6. Shaved time: 25 seconds

• Episode 4

1. The writing on the box when the mailman puts it down was digitally removed.
2. The scene where Quagmire gets eggs thrown at was modified for Fox broadcast. The eggs are thrown at him shorter so he holds up the box earlier on Fox.
3. The scene where Peter says "Happy Halloween, fuckface!" was changed to "Happy Halloween, (bleep)!"
4. The scene where Lois talks about the new style of Halloween costumes was cut.
5. The scene where Brian and Stewie go to Floyd Weatherton's house was cut.
6. The scene where the girls talk about Mort's niece was shortened for Fox broadcast.
7. The scene where Meg and Chris make out was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, Meg is still partially in her costume and Chris is wearing pants, while on dvd Meg is in a bra and panties and Chris is in underwear.
8. The scene where Quagmire says "Prank's on you, assholes!" was changed to "Prank's on you, (bleep)!"
9. Shaved time: 30 seconds

• Episode 5

1. The scene where Cleveland says "Oh, shit!" was changed to "Oh, (bleep)!"
2. The scene where Lois says "You want to fuck with me?!" was changed to "You want to (bleep) with me?!"
3. The scene where Mayor West says "Fuck, it's my parents. The party's off, everybody, get the fuck out of here!" was changed to "(Bleep), it's my parents. The party's off, everybody, get the (bleep) out of here!"

• Episode 6

1. The scene where Brian says "This ticks me off, so much! Jeez. Oh, man!" was cut.
2. The scene where the guy in the coma says "You fucking idiot!" was changed to "You (bleep) idiot!"
3. The scene with the boss of Penguin Publishing and his mistress was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, she is wearing panties while on DVD, she is wearing a thong.
4. The scene where Brian says "Unless it was written by a ten-year-old's rectum who cares?" was changed to "Unless it was written by a ten-year-old's bottom, who cares?"
5. The scene where Brian makes fun of Renée Zellweger's partner was cut.
6. The scene where Brian says "I should be sitting in the front goddamn room!" was changed to "I should be sitting in the front damn room!"
7. The scene with a flashback of Stewie and a Russian grandma was cut.
8. The scene where Bill Maher says "Tells me Americans will get all Christ-y about any sort of stupid shit." was changed to "Tells me Americans will get all Christ-y about any sort of stupid (bleep)."
9. The scene where Ariana Huffington says "Hey, fuck you, man." was changed to "Hey, (bleep) you, man."
10. The scene where Bill Maher says "If you're gonna take a dump on people..." was changed to "If you're gonna dump on people..."
11. The scene where Bill Maher says "Oh, shit!" was changed to "Oh, (bleep)
12. Shaved time: 15 seconds

• Episode 7

1. The scene where Peter says "Suck my dick..." was changed to "Poo on you..."
2. The scene Stewie says "Why don't you go out and chase cars, you queer!" was changed to "Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here!"
3. The scene where Stewie says the lines above was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, he is holding his groin, while on DVD he is raising his voice.
4. The crude joke of Jesus's birth was cut.
5. The scene where Peter plays a prank on Joe was cut.
6. The scene where Brian says where Santa went to high school was cut.
7. The scene where Stewie says "...then I'm gonna blow his goddamn brains out." was changed to "...then I'm gonna blow his brains out."
8. The writing on the Massachusetts sign was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, it says "ENJOY OUR POTATO HEADED WOMEN", while on DVD, it says "COME GET MARRIED, YOU HOMOS"
9. The writing on the Maine sign was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, it says "OUR BEACHES ARE JUST GIANT, UGLY BOULDERS", while on DVD, it says "NOW WITH MORE SEAGULL SHIT"
10. The scene where Brian says "I don't fucking know." was changed to "I don't (bleep) know."
11. The scene where Stewie and Brian solve a riddle of an Indian totem pole was cut.
12. The scene where the man of Bridgeport says "So eat my piss..." was changed to "So eat my (bleep)..."
13. The scene where the monster-reindeer kill an elf was cut.
14. The scene where Stewie says "Shit!" was bleeped.
15. The scene where Brian gives the little girl a cell phone was cut.
16. The scene where Cleveland says "But if it's a gym membership, somebody's getting punched in the fucking face." was changed to "But if it's a gym membership, somebody's getting punched in the (bleep) face."
17. Shaved time: 1 minute 20 seconds

• Episode 8

1. The scene where Lois says "You scared the shit out of me!" The word "shit" was bleeped.

• Episode 9

1. The scene where Tom Tucker says "Holy, shit!" The word "shit" was bleeped.
2. The scene where Stewie questions if he is old enough for the conversation of Lois being a former porn star was cut.
3. The scene where Brian says "Oh, I'm sure not. They don't usually finish...inside." was changed to "No. Stewie, come on. I doubt it. I mean, maybe, yeah. Probably, yes."
4. The scene where Lois says "That little polesmoker is a fucking genius!" The word and "fucking" was bleeped.
5. The scene where Lois spreads her legs nakedly was cut.
6. The scene where the priest says "That shit is hot!" The word "shit" was bleeped.

• Episode 10

1. The scene where Peter says "Shut up, they're starting." was cut.
2. The scene where Peter calls Quagmire during the movie trivia was cut.
3. The scene where Walt tells his alcoholic story was cut.
4. The scene where Peter says "It was the greatest day of my life, and I owe it all to alcohol." was cut.
5. The scene where Peter repeats his basis for his alcoholic story was cut.
6. The scene where Bruce and Brian argue was shortened.
7. The scene where Lois tells Brian and Peter they are like two people who don't like being told their alcoholics were cut.
8. The scene where Peter says "Look at this, Brian. Somewhere in Quahog, there's a kid not being picked up from baseball practice. And it's all thanks to us." was cut.
9. The scene where Joe says "This is officer Swanson, I'm on it." was cut.
10. The scene where Peter says "Who the fuck is this queer?" The word "fuck" was bleeped and the word "queer" was replaced with "jerk".
11. The scene where sober Peter and his friends talk about boob-tube was cut.
12. The scene where Death says "That's the key to life!" was cut.

• Episode 11

1. The scene where Stewie defends Chris's habit of masturbating was cut.
2. The scene where Herbert says “I was taken to a Dachau.” was changed to “I was taken to a concentration camp.”
3. The scene where Peter says "...some shit" The word "shit" was bleeped.
4. The scene where Chris says "Well, learn my birthday, asshole!" The word "asshole" was bleeped.
5. The scene where Peter guesses Franz would turn him into soap was cut.
6. The scene where Herbert says "I don't give a shit!" was changed to "I don't give a damn!"
7. The scene where Herbert says "It's time to give you a proper German funeral." and puts him in the oven was cut.

• Episode 12

1. The scene where Stewie says "Well, you said it couldn't be done, Brian, but I created an exact replica of the Raytheon executive headquarters in El Segundo, California. Look at your fucking face. I hope you like egg, my friend." was cut.
2. The scene where Joe explains his one-liner was cut.
3. The scene where Waldorf and Statler comment about Meg and Joe was cut.
4. The scene where Meg accidentally spills the beans about her and Joe was cut.
5. The scene where Joe says "Ah, shit!" The word "shit" was bleeped.
6. The scene where Evil Stewie cuts the boy's ear off was cut.
7. The scene where Bonnie says "Oh, fuck!" The word "fuck" was bleeped.
8. The scene where Joe awkwardly recaps over what happened in the episode was cut.

• Episode 13

1. The scene where Mort leaves the auction after having to pay sales tax was cut.
2. The scene where Chris says "Come on, Meg. We can be like Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda in Easy Rider. Just get on!" was changed to "Come on, Meg. Just get on!" (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
3. The montage with a nonsensical song by The Byrds was cut. (Adult Swim has it uncensored)
4. The scene where Chris says "Well, she sounds lovely, but I still wouldn't put my face down there." was cut.
5. The scene where Stewie says "Give her a fucking chance, all right?" The word "fucking" was bleeped.
6. The scene where Chris helps Angela's drifter boyfriend study was cut.
7. The scene where Stewie says "I just wanna say, this family is fucking disintegrating." The word "fucking" was bleeped.

• Episode 14

1. The scene where Lois says "I am not finding another dry cleaner. He knows the way I like my clothes and he is very skilled. Now we are going to invite him over for dinner..." was changed to "I am not finding another dry cleaner. Now we are going to invite him over for dinner..."
2. The scene where Peter tells a racist joke about asians was cut.
3. The scene where Peter tries to stretch the shirt even more to make Mr. Washee-Washee mad was cut.
4. The scene where Stewie says "Ok, what the fuck?" The word "fuck" was bleeped.
5. The scene where Bettina approaches Brian in the bar was cut.
6. The scene where Mayor West practices on Quagmire pretending he's a woman was cut.
7. The scene where Quagmire says "Hey, Paw, you're late..." was cut.
8. The scene where Brian kisses and then rides off with Cheryl Tiegs in front of Quagmire was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, his middle finger is blurred.
9. The scene where Cheryl calls Brian and Quagmire users was cut.

• Episode 15

1. The scene where Lois says "Look who the fuck's talking." The word "fuck" was bleeped.
2. The scene where the local nobleman says "I must bless this coupling with my flaccid English penis." was changed to "I must bless this coupling with my soggy English penis."
3. The scene where Peter says "Son of a fuck!" was changed to "Son of a bitch!"
4. The scene where a child is being molested by an eskimo was cut.

• Episode 16

1. The scene where Stewie says "Jesus, ..." was changed to "Geez, ..."
2. The scene where Stewie mentions staying up later last night and show's him an inappropriate page was cut.
3. The scene where Stewie tells Brian that he made the cup of coffee was cut.
4. The scene where Stewie mentions how him and Brian survived was cut.

• Episode 17

1. The scene where the frenchman says "My intention is to defecate on you." was changed to "My intention is to void myself on you."
2. The scene where Peter and Lois watch an ad for Jeez-its was cut.
3. The scene where the professor says "Ah, fuck, children! My cocksucking elbow! My elbow's shattered! Oh, it's shattered to fuck! Somebody get the nurse! Get that big, fucking black nurse! Oh, I am so fucked!" The words "fuck", "fucking", "fucked", and "cocksucking" were bleeped.

• Episode 18

1. The scene where the family watches Salute to the Singers From the 90's was cut.
2. The scene where the staff pretend they don't know where the snow shovels were was cut.
3. The scene where Darth Vader and Moff Jerjerrod communicate was shortened.
4. The scene where a kid licks Han's frozen butt was cut.
5. The scene where Leia told Luke she wasn't raped was cut.
6. The dialog with Luke and R2-D2 was shortened so they don't talk about All-Bran.
7. The scene where Osama Bin Laden says "Still alive!" was cut.
8. The scene where Han is about to fight Boba Fett was cut.
9. The scene where R2-D2 offers Leia "Laser Hair Removal" was cut.
10. The scene where Luke and R2-D2 argue about the Chips Ahoy was cut.
11. The scene where the emperor energizes the pool to stop the playing children was cut.
12. The scene where Yoda keeps telling Luke about the one last secret before he dies was cut.
13. The scene where Obi-Wan Kenobi says "Who's the only goddamn woman in the galaxy?" was changed to "Who's the only damn woman in the galaxy?"
14. The scene where Han says "Yeah, we did this already. That's what's so fucked up!" The word "fucked" was bleeped.
15. The scene where Han promotes his service "Han Job" was cut.
16. The scene where Han talks about Elizabeth Hurley was cut.
17. The scene where the emperor says "Shit!" was changed to "Damn it!"
18. The scene where John Williams orchestrates the theme for Entertainment Tonight was cut.
19. The scene where Han makes a joke and blows his horn was cut.
20. The scene where Darth Vader and the emperor talk about the misprinted shirts was cut.
21. The scene where C-3PO sings The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme was cut.
22. The scene where Leia says "Speaking of which, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Darth Twitty." was cut and so was the scene where he performs.
23. The scene where Han jokes around with the rebels was cut.
24. The scene where Lando says they can't get any reading on the shield was cut.
25. The scene where Lando calls the enterprise was cut.
26. The scene where Lando says "Look out! Here comes a squadron of PIE Fighters!" was cut.
27. The scene where the emperor commands to fire at everyone else was cut.
28. The scene where the emperor says "An asshole!" The word "asshole" was bleeped.
29. The scene where Leia and Han get an exercise from the Storm Troopers was cut.
30. The scene where Chewbacca says "Hey, speedy little hummingbird. You're so fast, aren't you? Oh, but are you as fast as this?" was cut.
31. The scene where the emperor says "All right, let's everybody just calm the fuck down." The word "fuck" was bleeped.
32. The scene where the emperor says "Yeah, out the butthole!" The word "butthole" was bleeped.
33. The scene where the Ewoks kill storm troopers was shortened.
34. The scene where Darth Vader says "Fuck you! You murdered me..." The words "fuck" and "you" were bleeped. (more recently they been bleeping out both words to make it less obvious)

Season Ten

• Episode 1

1. The scene where Tricia asks Seamus what he will do with his lottery earnings was cut.
2. The scene where Quagmire says "Fuck this guy!" The word "fuck" was bleeped.
3. The scene where the pilot says "Why the fuck am I doing this?" The word "fuck" was bleeped.
4. The scene where Peter considers paying with Lois's ring was cut.
5. The scene where Carter is gloating about them blowing all their money was cut.
6. The scene where Peter says "Holy shit!" The word "shit" was bleeped.
7. The results of Quagmire's penis enlargement was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, the woman is not wide-eyed or gushing out gore.
8. The disclosure of the Family Guy lottery is not present in the DVD version.

• Episode 2

1. The scene where Lois says "Why don't you just go finger-bang yourself, Meg?" was changed to "Why don't you just go do that to yourself, Meg?"
2. The scene where Meg brings a drugged out Brian in the conversation was cut.
3. The scene where the narrator says "Sensing the impending battle, a flock of Jews flies quickly away, as avoiding confrontation is the Jew's best chance for survival." was changed to "Sensing the impending battle, a flock of Jews flies quickly away, as avoiding confrontation is their best chance for survival."
4. The scene where Brian makes a storm joke was cut.
5. The scene where Meg says "The whore who let Gene Simmons and Bill Clinton climb inside her?" was changed to "The whore who let Gene Simmons and Bill Clinton go to town on her?"
6. The scene where Chris says "You're a fucking bitch!" The word "fucking" was bleeped.

• Episode 3

1. The scene where Quagmire watches clown porn was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, he is wearing an undershirt and is shortened so the woman isn't moaning.
2. The scene where the clown says "Yeah. Almost there, almost there." was cut.
3. The scene where Lois says "Goddamn it." was changed to "Damn it."
4. The scene where Peter says "A bunch of us guys get together and just go kick his fucking ass?" The word "fucking" was bleeped.
5. The scene where Quagmire says "Oh, come on, Jeff, I don't hate your fucking guts." The word "fucking" was bleeped.
6. This episode only aired on Fox due to its dark depiction of domestic violence. Despite this, the episode is still available on streaming and has reran on Adult Swim and TBS.

• Episode 4

1. The scene where Peter says "Big fucking deal." The word "fucking" was bleeped.
2. The scene where Stewie says "I tried to stick up for you but I can't, because everybody hates you." was cut.
3. The scene where the guy on the radio repeats the fifth caller is the winner was cut.
4. The scene where Stewie says "This is so eff'd up right now." was changed to "This is so messed up right now."

• Episode 5

1. The scene where Stewie says "I recall this day. You know, I actually think this might be my first memory." was cut.
2. The scene where Brian says "Jesus." was changed to "Geez."
3. The scene where Peter's drinking friends sneak in the house was cut.
4. The scene where Stewie says "You know, I'm only telling you this now, but I didn't even know we had a dog then." was cut.
5. The scene where Stewie says "They're setting up fucking cutaways." The word "fucking" was bleeped.
6. The scene where the Kool-aid man says "You guys fucking did this! Talking about my guts? Fucking me up? Fuck you!" The words "fucking" and "fuck" were bleeped.
7. The scene where Tom says "Holy shit!" The word "shit" was bleeped.
8. The scene where Brian 2 tells Brian 1 that his tail was wagging at the thought of his idea was cut.
9. The scene where Stewie says "This is bullshit!" The word "bullshit" was bleeped.
10. The scene where Stewie says "Get the fuck back in your time machine!" The word "fuck" was bleeped.

• Episode 6

1. The scene where Peter finds out there was a time before twitter was cut.
2. The scene where Carter says "All right, Poligrip, this is where you earn your money." was cut.
3. The scene where Bonnie says "This food is so fucking good, Lois." The word "fucking" was bleeped.
4. The scene where Peter says "But I just want you guys to know I barely even touched that penis at first." was changed to "But I just want you guys to know I barely even stared at that penis for an hour."
5. The scene where Brian says "Okay, well, that's just some dumb tranny." was changed to "Okay, well, that's just some dumb drag queen."
6. The scene where Lois says "I can't get a fucking word in edgewise around here." The word "fucking" was bleeped.
7. The scene where Joe says "And that no one has furniture, so you guys are right on target." was cut.

• Episode 7

1. The scene where Peter makes an explicit comment about Garfield was cut.
2. The scene where Peter says "I'll let you do me in the back of the head." was changed to "My legs are shaved like a little girl."
3. The scene where the pie takes off Peter's underpants was removed.
4. The scene where Ezekiel says "...have been doing chores like fucking crazy." The word "fucking" was bleeped.

• Episode 8

1. The scene where Peter says Peter says "We're gonna sneeze and not put our hand over shit." The word "shit" was bleeped out.
2. The scene where Lois says "Hey, I got an idea for something that's gonna be so fuckin funny." The word "fuckin" was bleeped out.

• Episode 9

1. The scene where Peter says "Jesus, Joe!" was changed to "Geez, Joe!"
2. The scene where Brian says "Yeah, It's piss" was changed to "No, it's not."
3. The phone sax scene between Peter and Lois was modified. On Fox, when Lois puts the saxophone in her vagina the Fox version cuts to a closer view of Lois so it's just implied.
4. When the drill sergeant says "Well no shit!" the word "shit" was bleeped out.
5. Again when the sergeant says "Are you fucking shitting me?" The words "fucking" and "shitting" were bleeped out.
6. And one more bleep at the end of the scene, when the sergeant says "Well la-dee fucking duh!" the word "fucking" was bleeped.
7. The scene where Carter wears a robe that shows his penis was modified. On Fox, his penis was blurred.

• Episode 10

1. The scene where Peter says "Yeah, ever since Fox pulled this contrived night of bullshit out of their ass..." The word "bullshit" was bleeped out.
2. The line "And now everybody scream like fucking retards for your host..." was changed to "And now your host..."
3. The scene that shows the woman in the middle of the crowd was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version the woman is pregnant and gives birth to a baby while on DVD the woman is skinny and pees on the floor.
4. The scene that shows members of the crowd getting shoot was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version no one in the crowd get shot, and no blood is shown.
5. The scene that shows a close up part of a woman's head getting destroyed due to a bullet was cut.
6. The text message was modified to be less explicit in the Fox version.
7. The scene that shows Quagmire in the fridge was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version he is wearing pants, in the uncensored version he isn't.
8. The scene where a woman says "I'm going to go take a dump now, so I don't have to later." was changed to "I'm going to go poo now, so I don't have to later."
9. The scene where Peter says "You know, we ought to get a fuck cabin up here." The word "fuck" was bleeped out.

• Episode 11

1. The scene where Peter says Peter "Fuck! Fuck! Fucking cock! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" The words "Fuck", "Fucking" and "cock" were bleeped out.
2. The scene where the Dog Owner says "Look at that fucking face!" The word "fucking" was bleeped out.
3. The scene where Peter says "Fuck! Fucking cock! Fuck! Cock! Cock!" The words "fuck", "fucking" and "cock".
4. The scene where Peter says "Fuck! Fuck! Goddamnit, fucking, cock-sucking, cock, fuck!" The words "Fuck", "Goddamit", "Cock-sucking", "Cock" were bleeped out.
5. The scene where Peter says "Fuck! Fuck! Fucking cock! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" The words "Fuck", "Fucking" and "Cock" were bleeped out.

• Episode 12

1. The scene where Peter says "Is that that thing all them homo Hollywood actors do to keep their stuff out of other guys' butts?" it was changed to "Is that that thing all them gaybo Hollywood actors do to keep their stuff away from other guys' butts?"
2. The scene where Peter says "Well, if that doesn't suck a big, black cock." it was changed to "Well, (bleep) me in the (bleep) with a big, black (bleep)."

• Episode 13

1. The scene where James Wood says "Stop making Jack Nicholson a homo!" it was changed to "Stop making Jack Nicholson a pansy!"

• Episode 14

1. The scene where Peter says "But this has Johnny Depp as some kind of very funny tea-drinking homo." it was changed to "But this one was in the video store under 'Ethan's Picks'."

• Episode 15

1. Any scene that shows dead bodies in the water was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version the dead bodies floating in the water were digitally removed.
2. The scene that shows dead children lying on the ground was cut.
3. The line "You miserable dickheads!" was changed to "You miserable dicks!"
4. The scene where Peter says "Fucking your mother." The word "fucking" was bleeped out.

• Episode 16

1. The scene where Stewie says "We're in a lot of goddamn trouble." The word "goddamn" was bleeped out.
2. The scene where Joe says "Shit!" The word "Shit" was bleeped out.

• Episode 17

1. The scene where Peter says "Course we are, Brian. Friends with benefits." was cut.
2. The scene that shows Peter pushing Brian's head towards his crotch area was cut.
3. The scene where Peter says "Just kiddin', buddy. Wow. You really got into it, you weirdo." was cut.
4. The scene where Joe says "Yeah, I got hit so hard, it knocked my piss into a bag." it was changed to "Yeah, I got hit so hard, it knocked my pee into a bag."
5. The scene where Quagmire says "Shut the fuck up." The word "fuck" was bleeped out.

• Episode 19

1. The scene where Stewie says "Is this what your parents are paying all that tuition for? So you can fuck dogs?" The word "fuck" was bleeped out.

• Episode 21

1. The scene where Peter says "Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?" The word "fuck" was bleeped out.
2. The scene that shows Tom Tucker flipping off the camera was modified for the Fox broadcast. In the Fox version his hands were blurred.

• Episode 22

1. The scene where Stewie says "Good. I can ask him how he got his RV stuck on the tip of a mountain." was cut.
2. The scene where Stewie says "We're fucked" The word "fucked" was bleeped out.
3. The scene where Teacan-Robin and Brian-Robin have a conversation was cut.
4. The scene where Stewie says "Fuck you." The word "fuck" was bleeped out.
5. The scene where Stewie says "You're still alive, you fat fuck." The word "fuck" was bleeped out.
6. The scene where Stewie says "Ugh, that was absoIute garbage. Read it again!" was cut.
7. The scene where Stewie says "Yeah, you better get some rest. You've gotta get the maiI tomorrow." was cut.
8. This episode was pulled from reruns on Adult Swim and TBS briefly due to Robin Williams suicide and the episode's inclusion of the Robin Williams segment.

Season Eleven

• Episode 1

1. The scene where Peter pees in the frontyard of the neighbors' house was cut.
2. The scene where the dog says "Fuck!" was bleeped out.
3. The scene where Stewie says "Brian, I know this is gonna sound petty in light of the fact that we just actually ate the flesh of another human being...but Meg ate a lot." was cut.

• Episode 2

1. The scene where Lois asks "What the fuck was that?" The word "fuck" was bleeped out.
2. The scene where Stewie says "...which is so fucking apt." was changed to "It's libtards like you that are screwing up our country."
3. The scene where Peter says "Did I catch you at a good time or are you and the critics busy yanking each other off right now?" was changed to "Did I catch you at a good time or are you and the critics busy sucking each other's butts?"
4. The scene where Bonnie says "Yeah, and Lifetime is just one big rape now. They used to have stuff before and after the rape." was cut.
5. The scene where Bruce shaves a penis in Peter's head was cut.

• Episode 3

1. The scene where Peter and Quagmire catch a guy pooping in a sink in a stadium bathroom was cut.
2. The scene where Peter says "The fuck's going on down there?" The word "fuck" was bleeped out.
3. The scene where Meg tells Chris that there is no god and Grandpa (Carter) is going to die was cut.
4. The scene where Carter says "Woodstock's over, assholes." The word "assholes" was bleeped out.

• Episode 4

1. The scene where Peter exclaims "Ow ow fuck fuck fuck!"All uses of the word "fuck" were bleeped out.
2. The scene where Stewie exclaims "Fuck!" was bleeped out.

• Episode 5

1. The scene that shows the women fishing for compliments on their side dishes was cut.
2. The scene where Quagmire murmurs "What did I say about you volunteering me for shit?" The word "shit" was bleeped out.
3. The scene where Spider-Man says "You're a fat nobody, and I'm fucking Spider-Man." The word "fucking" was bleeped out.
4. The scene where Joe says "That was our one chance! He was right there in my grasp, and now I've lost him forever." was cut.
5. The scene where Peter says "God, you two are so Ross and Rachel." was cut.
6. The scene where Brian squeezes Lois' breasts posing as a cat was shortened.

• Episode 6

1. The scene where Carter re-introduces himself to Chris was cut.
2. The scene where Peter says "Let the husband horse slap a batch into her now and then." was changed to "Let the husband horse slap a batch at her now and then."
3. The scene where Peter says "Oh, so you want me to do you in the front." was changed to "Oh, so you mean the front."
4. The scene where Peter says "I'm gonna do you through the plastic basket holes." was cut.
5. The scene where Stewie says "You're safe here in your crib, surrounded by all the things you love." was cut.
6. The scene where Peter says "Look, my ears are ringing, my foot arches are hurting, and I have to go to work in 45 minutes." was cut.
7. The scene where Lois says "Now let's get back to screaming at this child in a way that reminds all men why we can never be President." was cut.
8. The scene where Lois and the girls are screaming was shortenedt.

• Episode 7

1. The scene where Meg convinces Kent to not come out only to have no effect was cut.
2. The scene that shows a plant under the influence of roofies gets raped by another one was modified for Fox broadcast. It's much slower and shorter on Fox broadcast.

• Episode 8

1. The scene where Peter says "The scientist also threw in wolverine teeth for free. Why did I say yes? They aren't even mentioned in the song!" was cut.
2. The scene where Lois and Peter are having a discussion was shortened.
3. The scene with the Bible reinterpretation was cut.
4. The scene where Quagmire says "It is a fucking plane!" The word "fucking" was bleeped out.

• Episode 9

1. The scene where Meg shouts "Fuck you!" The word "fuck" was bleeped out.
2. The scene that shows Stewie flipping off Lois was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, his middle finger is blurred.
3. The scene where Lois says "You're just as chicken shit as the rest of us." The word "shit" was bleeped out.

• Episode 10

1. The scene where Herbert offers a sugar cube to one of the boys pulling his vehicle was cut.
2. The scene where Brian says "Fuck." was bleeped out.
3. The scene where Brian says "Holy Shit." The word "shit" was bleeped out.
4. The scene where Stewie asks "What the fuck are you talking about? The word "fuck" was bleeped out.
5. The scene where David Mamet says "It was a goddamn fucking piece of shit on a dick." The words "goddamn", "fucking", "shit" and "dick" were bleeped out.

• Episode 11

1. The scene where Hellen Keller flips off a teacher was modified for Fox broadcast. Her middle finger is blurred on Fox.
2. The scene where Peter gives Quagmire a carrot as their wedding gift was cut.
3. The scene where Quagmire mentions having to use a box of carpet fresh was cut.
4. The scene where Charmisse tells Dr. Hartman she never had a pelvic exam was shortened.
5. The scene where Quagmire tells Charmisse that he's gay was shortened.
6. The scene where Peter says "Hey, I'm not just a poorly cleaned butt-hole." was changed to "Hey, I'm not just a poorly cleaned butt."
7. The scene where Quagmire says "What the fuck is going on with my life?" The word "fuck" was bleeped out.
8. The scene where Quagmire says "It's grazing your hairs." was changed to "The paintbrush is about to touch the canvas."

• Episode 12

1. The scene where Peter says "Be as loud as you can. I want the kids to know we still got it." was changed to "Don't worry, if I need heIp, I'll just fantasize about that Victorian stripper."
2. The scene with Peter and Lois in bed was shortened.
3. The scene where Stewie says "None of your fucking business!" The word "fucking" was bleeped out.
4. The Valentine's Day from the president and first lady of Mexico cutaway was cut.
5. The scene where Chris Hansen says "No, I drove 900 fucking miles for a 14-year-old..." The word "fucking" was cut.
6. The scene where Sandy says "Every time I lose consciousness on the toilet, you're the first thing I think of when I wake up." was cut.
7. The scene where Toby tells Meg that he took Cleveland's kidney was replaced with him and Meg kissing longer.

• Episode 13

1. The scene where a classmate says that Rat Boy has better shoes than Chris was cut.
2. The scene where Stewie says "I must. This is the first time you've opened your mouth and I haven't wanted to shit in it." was changed to "Do I? I've never known such happiness. This must be what it's like for you when you're buying potatoes or scraping your heels or smushing on makeup for a sad night out."
3. The scene where Stewie says "Some hardcore shit, right?" The word "shit" was bleeped out.
4. The scene where Meg says "I'm part of a group that kind of fucks up Anne Frank's house every year." was changed to "I'm part of a group that kind of trashes Anne Frank's house every year."
5. The scene where Stewie says "So, you're just a big fucking liar?" The word "fucking" was bleeped out.
6. The scene where Adam West presses his penis against the window was modified for Fox broadcast. On Fox, his penis is blurred.

• Episode 14

1. The scene where Peter says " 'I'II not meddle with it, Xerxes. A man cannot steal, but it accuseth him. A man cannot swear, but it checks him. A man cannot lie with his neighbor's..." was cut.
2. The scene where Peter says "Jesus, Quagmire, I'm trying to do something fancy with my falcon." was cut.
3. The scene where Randy gives Lois his card was shortened.
4. The scene where Lois says "This isn't voiceover." was cut.
5. The scene where Lois says "Oh, boy!" was cut.
6. The scene where Lois says "Nothing you'll ever see." was cut.
7. The scene where Stewie says "You know, I have got to get myseIf back out there. I haven't worked ever since I said a swear word on the air." was changed to "You know, I have got to get myself back out there, too. I haven't performed since I was in Stewman Group."
8. The scene where Stewie swears while performing the Family Guy intro was replaced with a Blue Man Group parody.
9. The scene where Mort says "You sound very classy." was cut.
10. The scene where Lois takes out dollar bills for Mort was shortened.
11. The scene where Peter talks about his business trip was shortened.
12. Both scenes where Robert Loggia says "Eight fucking hours later." The word "fucking" was bleeped out.

• Episode 15

1. The scene where Joe says "That calmed you down, you fucking horse." The word "fucking" was bleeped out.
2. Brian and Stewie's conversation along with Peter and Chris's at the airport were cut.
3. The scene where Peter says "Oh, fuck! The cock-sucking ground." The words "fuck" and "cock-sucking" were bleeped out.
4. The scene where Peter asks Mahmoud how often does the hookah gets clean was cut.
5. The scene where Peter says "I'll blend in like an Australian in a Jewish bakery." was changed to "I'll blend in like a chameleon in Courtney Love's crotch."
6. The cutaway with the Australian at a Jewish bakery was replaced with a cutaway of two chameleons.
7. The scene where Joe says "In fact I'm supposed to press it every six hours to keep things moving down there." was cut.
8. This episode was pulled from Fox reruns, Amazon digital, iTunes, and Hulu out of respect to victims of the Boston Marathon due to a cutaway where Peter commits mass murder at the Boston Marathon by running over the runners with his car. Despite this, the episode was available on Netflix and reruns are shown on Adult Swim and TBS.

• Episode 16

1. The scene with Peter, Joe and Quagmire in the bar was cut.
2. The scene where Peter changes his vote only for Seamus to do the same thing was cut.
3. The scene where Brian says "You motherfucker, get out of here or I'll kill you!" The word "motherfucker" was bleeped out.
4. The exchange between Dr. Hartman and Carl in the bathroom was cut.
5. The short scene with Seamus trying to speak but then leans back in disappointment was cut.
6. The scene where Peter talks about adding the jury duty as Facebook friends was cut.

• Episode 17

1. The scene where Quagmire lists advantages of the Montreal strip club was shortened.
2. The scene where Topher Grace entertains Peter and Joe in the private plane was cut.
3. The scene where Peter says "Listen, in case I die out there, I need you guys to know something. I've been fake brushing my teeth for the last 20 years." was cut.
4. The scene where Peter is humping the TV was modified for the Fox broadcast. On Fox, it is slower and shorter.
5. The short conversation between Lois and Brian before they go to bed was cut.
6. The scene where Mrs. Garrett is pole-dancing in the strip club was modified for the Fox broadcast. On Fox, she's just wearing regular panties but on DVD, she is wearing a G-string,

• Episode 18

1. The scene where Peter says "But you guys might have to help stuff me in." was cut.
2. The scene where Quagmire says "Happy fucking birthday, Mikey!" The word "fucking" was bleeped out.
3. The scene where Peter puts his hand in another guy's pants was modified for Fox broadcast. The Fox version zooms in on Peter and the guy's face so it's only implied.

Season Twelve

• Episode 1 (Finders Keepers)

1. The scene where Stewie says to Peter: "You're a cool guy. I want you to give me my bath tonight." was cut.
2. The scene where Meg says to Chris while on the jet ski: "Chris, look! Do you think we have time to ruin that family's quiet beach day?" was cut.
3. The scene where Chris says to Meg while on the jet ski: "We have no choice. We're on a Jet Ski. Didn't you read the agreement we signed? And don't forget, if they have small children we have to whoop and curse or else we lost our deposit." was cut.
4. The scene where a family is sitting at the beach and the father says: "This is nice. I used to come here when I was a kid, and now I'm here with my son. The sounds of the ocean really seem to soothe his autism." was cut.
5. The scene Chris passes by the family at the beach on the Jet Ski and splashes water on them and says "Yeah, fucking ocean! Whoa!" was cut.
6. The scene where we see different members of the cast fighting at the stadium before Peter arrives was cut.
7. The scene where Joe is holding a baseball bat and says: "This dugout is mine, you hear me?" was cut.
8. The scene where Bruce says to Joe: "Well, you can take that bat and shove it up my ass, mister!" was cut.

• Episode 3 (Quagmire's Quagmire)

1. The scene where Stewie says: "Fuck it, here's a new one." has the sentence "Fuck it" censored in the FOX version.
2. The scene where Quagmire says: "Her vagina has enough storage space for a giggity-byte" was changed in the FOX version. In the FOX version, Quagmire says: "Her mouth has enough storage space for a giggity-byte"
3. The scene where Quagmire says: "I'm pretty fucking far from all right." has the word "fucking" censored in the FOX version
4. The scene where Peter throws nuts at Joe and says: "And I need to be the one who throws bar nuts in everybody's face. Right, Joe?" was cut
5. The scene where Joe laughs says to Peter: "That is so you." was cut.
6. The scene where Quagmire says: "My Dad's pregnant with my kid." was changed in the FOX version. In the FOX version, Quagmire says: "My dad told me he's pregnant."

Where to find it uncensored

The DVDs are completely uncensored, and the uncensored version can be found on certain streaming websites. The Adult Swim version is less censored than the Fox version. (However since Season 9, that has changed and the Adult Swim version is basically just the Fox version)

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