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Sausage Party is an adult computer-animated comedy film directed by Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon. It was released on August 12, 2016 in theaters from Sony Pictures. The TV version premiered on August 23, 2018 on FX.

Censored QuotesEdit

Note: The censored parts of the quotes are in bold.

Quote Quote rating First appearance
Honey Mustard: "I'm going to the Great Beyond! Boo-rah!" G TV-MA version
Frank: "Boo and yah, my brothers!" G TV-MA version
Darren: "Bye-bye, sausages!" G TV-MA version
Darren: "Man, I hate this job!" G TV-MA version
Frank: "That's super messed up about Bill and those guys." G TV-MA version
Carl: "Hey dude, I don't know how to say this to you gently, but your girlfriend, um... she's an idiot, bro."
Frank: "Shut up! She's fresh as hell, and you know it."
PG TV-MA version
Frank: "Sorry about those guys. Such stupid jerks, right?"
Carl: "Uh, I can hear you dude!"
Frank: "Shut up, screw you!"
PG TV-MA version
Frank: "Oh, my freakin' freak." G TV-MA version
Cashier: "Great, whatever." G TV-MA version
Honey Mustard: "I'll tell you what freakin' happened!" PG TV-MA version
Honey Mustard: "I'll tell you exactly what happened in the Great Beyond, you dumb red piece of crap!" PG TV-14 version
Frank: "We freaking got one!" PG TV-MA version
Honey Mustard: "They're lying to your faces! The Great Beyond is bogus!" G TV-14 version
Brenda: "Carl, we shouldn't even be talking to this weirdo." G TV-14 version
Honey Mustard: "'Great' my butthole! It's all a lie, everything you've been told, everything you believe in!" PG TV-14 version
Honey Mustard: "SCREW YOU, GODS!!!" (lifts up his middle fingers) PG-13 TV-MA version
Douche: "Are you two responsible for my nozz being irrepressibly messed up?" G TV-MA version
Douche: "You think I give a crap about PB or J? Forget this! I'm gonna kick your ass!" PG-13 TV-MA version
Lavash: "It was you! You fat ugly bagel moron!" PG TV-MA version
Lavash: "And now you and your stupid, useless bun have screwed us all!"
Brenda: "Hey, who you calling useless, you flappy flap?"
PG TV-MA version
Sammy Bagel Jr.: "I'm happy to meet all of you, except for this savage animal over here." G TV-14 version
Douche: "Where's that freakin' sausage? 'Cause this douche is DTSSU -- Down to Smack a Sausage Up!" PG TV-MA version
Frank: "Holy poop, look at this place. It's freakin' crazy!" PG TV-14 version
Frank: "Honey Mustard said that the Great Beyond is bogus and the gods are monsters." G TV-14 version
"Pass the weed, Twink." G TV-MA version
Douche: "So you drag me over to this freaking aisle with all these illegal products, and now I don't see them, so where the hell are they? Spill the beans!" PG TV-MA version
Douche: "What part of 'I want the sausage and the bun dead, and if you see them, come and get me, and if I find out that you didn't come and get me or just couldn't find them good enough, I'll freaking kill your asses' did you not understand, Tequila?" PG-13 TV-MA version
Douche: "I'm not gonna do something messed up to you now as soon as I get you in close. Come here!" G TV-MA version
"No way, Jose!"
Douche: "Yes way! Jose's freakin' dead, yo!"
PG TV-MA version
Frank: "You guys are really nuts." G TV-MA version
Frank: "How much of that stuff have you been smoking? Too freaking much is how much." G TV-14 version
Firewater: "They would go out those doors happy instead of crapping themselves." PG TV-14 version
Firewater: "Like bang a guy baked." PG-13 TV-MA version
Firewater: "Over the years, things started to get a little funky." G TV-MA version
Firewater: "Messing with Twink's tight-ass lyrics..." PG TV-MA version
Firewater: "...remixing my stuff without my permish." G TV-14 version
Firewater: "I didn't write that crap. I love juice!" PG TV-14 version
Twink: "Once you see that stuff, it'll mess you up for life." G TV-14 version
Douche: "A freaking stretch and you know it, Queso!" PG TV-MA version
Douche: "Damn! Stuck! You gotta be kidding me, dude!" PG TV-MA version
Taco: "Adios, El Douche." G TV-MA version
Brenda: "Later, you flappy flap." G TV-MA version
Gum: "We are totally screwed." PG TV-MA version
Frank: "Open your freakin' eyes! Don't be so weak!" G TV-MA version
Frank: "Don't you dare shucking do it, corn!" PG TV-MA version
Lavash: "You mess with them..."
Sammy: "You mess with us, bitch!"
PG-13 TV-MA version
Gum: "Kiss my pink ass." PG-13 TV-14 version
Douche: "Not exactly what I was looking for, but screw it, you know." PG TV-MA Version
Firewater: "The world is a total illusion, bro." G TV-MA version
Firewater: "Hell yeah, he did. I mean, like, bang a guy smart." PG-13 TV-MA version
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