Sausage Party is an adult computer-animated comedy film directed by Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon. It was released on August 12, 2016 in theaters from Sony Pictures. The TV version premiered on August 23, 2018 on FX.
Censored Quotes[edit | edit source]
Note: The censored parts of the quotes are in bold.
|Quote||Quote rating||First appearance|
|Honey Mustard: "I'm going to the Great Beyond! Boo-rah!"||G||TV-MA version|
|Frank: "Boo and yah, my brothers!"||G||TV-MA version|
|Darren: "Bye-bye, sausages!"||G||TV-MA version|
|Darren: "Man, I hate this job!"||G||TV-MA version|
|Frank: "That's super messed up about Bill and those guys."||G||TV-MA version|
|Carl: "Hey dude, I don't know how to say this to you gently, but your girlfriend, um... she's an idiot, bro."
Frank: "Shut up! She's fresh as hell, and you know it."
|Frank: "Sorry about those guys. Such stupid jerks, right?"
Carl: "Uh, I can hear you dude!"
Frank: "Shut up, screw you!"
|Frank: "Oh, my freakin' freak."||G||TV-MA version|
|Cashier: "Great, whatever."||G||TV-MA version|
|Honey Mustard: "I'll tell you what freakin' happened!"||PG||TV-MA version|
|Honey Mustard: "I'll tell you exactly what happened in the Great Beyond, you dumb red piece of crap!"||PG||TV-14 version|
|Frank: "We freaking got one!"||PG||TV-MA version|
|Honey Mustard: "They're lying to your faces! The Great Beyond is bogus!"||G||TV-14 version|
|Brenda: "Carl, we shouldn't even be talking to this weirdo."||G||TV-14 version|
|Honey Mustard: "'Great' my butthole! It's all a lie, everything you've been told, everything you believe in!"||PG||TV-14 version|
|Honey Mustard: "SCREW YOU, GODS!!!" (lifts up his middle fingers)||PG-13||TV-MA version|
|Douche: "Are you two responsible for my nozz being irrepressibly messed up?"||G||TV-MA version|
|Douche: "You think I give a crap about PB or J? Forget this! I'm gonna kick your ass!"||PG-13||TV-MA version|
|Lavash: "It was you! You fat ugly bagel moron!"||PG||TV-MA version|
|Lavash: "And now you and your stupid, useless bun have screwed us all!"
Brenda: "Hey, who you calling useless, you flappy flap?"
|Sammy Bagel Jr.: "I'm happy to meet all of you, except for this savage animal over here."||G||TV-14 version|
|Douche: "Where's that freakin' sausage? 'Cause this douche is DTSSU -- Down to Smack a Sausage Up!"||PG||TV-MA version|
|Frank: "Holy poop, look at this place. It's freakin' crazy!"||PG||TV-14 version|
|Frank: "Honey Mustard said that the Great Beyond is bogus and the gods are monsters."||G||TV-14 version|
|"Pass the weed, Twink."||G||TV-MA version|
|Douche: "So you drag me over to this freaking aisle with all these illegal products, and now I don't see them, so where the hell are they? Spill the beans!"||PG||TV-MA version|
|Douche: "What part of 'I want the sausage and the bun dead, and if you see them, come and get me, and if I find out that you didn't come and get me or just couldn't find them good enough, I'll freaking kill your asses' did you not understand, Tequila?"||PG-13||TV-MA version|
|Douche: "I'm not gonna do something messed up to you now as soon as I get you in close. Come here!"||G||TV-MA version|
|"No way, Jose!"
Douche: "Yes way! Jose's freakin' dead, yo!"
|Frank: "You guys are really nuts."||G||TV-MA version|
|Frank: "How much of that stuff have you been smoking? Too freaking much is how much."||G||TV-14 version|
|Firewater: "They would go out those doors happy instead of crapping themselves."||PG||TV-14 version|
|Firewater: "Like bang a guy baked."||PG-13||TV-MA version|
|Firewater: "Over the years, things started to get a little funky."||G||TV-MA version|
|Firewater: "Messing with Twink's tight-ass lyrics..."||PG||TV-MA version|
|Firewater: "...remixing my stuff without my permish."||G||TV-14 version|
|Firewater: "I didn't write that crap. I love juice!"||PG||TV-14 version|
|Twink: "Once you see that stuff, it'll mess you up for life."||G||TV-14 version|
|Douche: "A freaking stretch and you know it, Queso!"||PG||TV-MA version|
|Douche: "Damn! Stuck! You gotta be kidding me, dude!"||PG||TV-MA version|
|Taco: "Adios, El Douche."||G||TV-MA version|
|Brenda: "Later, you flappy flap."||G||TV-MA version|
|Gum: "We are totally screwed."||PG||TV-MA version|
|Frank: "Open your freakin' eyes! Don't be so weak!"||G||TV-MA version|
|Frank: "Don't you dare shucking do it, corn!"||PG||TV-MA version|
|Lavash: "You mess with them..."
Sammy: "You mess with us, bitch!"
|Gum: "Kiss my pink ass."||PG-13||TV-14 version|
|Douche: "Not exactly what I was looking for, but screw it, you know."||PG||TV-MA Version|
|Firewater: "The world is a total illusion, bro."||G||TV-MA version|
|Firewater: "Hell yeah, he did. I mean, like, bang a guy smart."||PG-13||TV-MA version|