The Hangover

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  • Phil: Original: We're Fuck up TV Version: We're Massed up.
  • Phil : Original: If it's what TV Version: I think it is, I think it's a big freaking mistake.
  • Phil: I fucking hate my life. TV Version: I freaking hate my life.
  • Phil: Original: What the fuck happened last night? TV Version: What the heck happened last night?
  • Stu: Original: What the fuck is that? TV Version: What the heck is that?
  • Phil: Original: Whose fucking baby is that? TV Version: Whose freaking baby is that?
  • Stu: Original: There's a fucking tiger in the bathroom. TV Version: There's a furious tiger in the bathroom.
  • Phil: Because we obviously had a great fucking time. TV Version: Because we obviously had a great Fantastic team.
  • Stu: Eleven-oh-five for $800! I am so fucked. TV Version: Eleven-oh-five for $800! I am so hot.
  • Alan: What the fuck? TV Version: What the heck?
  • Phil: I should have been a fucking cop. I should have been a freaking cop.
  • Felix: I do. It's at the corner of Get A Map and Fuck Off. I do. It's at the corner of Get A Map and Hell Off.
  • Eddie: How are you, my friend? Look at this guy. You're fucking crazy. How are you, my friend? Look at this guy. You're freaking crazy.
  • Eddie: What's going on, you fucking crazy motherfucker? What's going on, you freaking crazy?
  • Stu: What the fuck is going on?! What the heck is going on?!
  • Phil: What the fuck, man, you gotta hold it together. TV Version: What the hell, man, you gotta hold it together.
  • Officer Garden: Every fucking day. TV Version: Every freakin' day.
  • Officer Franklin: because it'd be really fucking funny. TV Version: because it'd be really freaking funny.
  • Stu: Fuck those guys, you hear me? TV Version: Forget those guys, you hear me?
  • Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? TV Version: You gonna mess on me?
  • Phil: What the fuck was that? TV Version: What the hell was that?
  • Phil: That was some fucked up shit. TV Version: That was some Screw up shit.
  • Stu: You fucking calm down! He drugged us. You freaking calm down! He drugged us.
  • Stu: You are such a fucking moron. You are such a freaking moron.
  • Stu: Fuck you! TV Version: Screw you!
  • Phil: Oh, fuck. I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger. TV Version: Oh, forgot. I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger.
  • Phil: How the fuck did he get in there? TV Version: How the hell did he get in there?
  • Phil: Oh, gezz! Oh, no!
  • Leonard: Why the fuck would you wanna steal his tiger? Why the hell would you wanna steal his tiger?
  • Leonard: I don't give a fuck. I don't give a damn.
  • Alan/Phil/Stu: Oh fuck! TV Version: Oh No!
  • Phil: Fuck it TV Version: Screw it!
  • Stu: Get your fucking hand back in there... TV Version: Get your freaking hand back in there...
  • Stu: What the fuck? TV Version: What the hell?
  • Mr Chow: Fuck you. TV Version: Forget you.
  • Mr. Chow: Toodle-oo, motherfucker. TV Version: Toodle-oo, my brother.
  • Stu: Well, at least take the bag off his head! Fuck! TV Version: Well, at least take the bag off his head! Come on!
  • Phil: What are we gonna do? We are so fucked. What are we gonna do? We are so screw.
  • Phil: Oh, fuck you! Fuck you! TV Version: Oh, No! No!
  • Phil: I don't fucking believe it. TV Version: I don't for believe it.
  • Phil: We are back, baby. We are fucking back. TV Version: We are back, baby. We are freaking back.
  • Mr. Chow: See, he fine. Now give me money... ...or I shoot him, and I shoot all you motherfuckers. TV Version: See, he fine. Now give me money... ...or I shoot him, and I shoot all you mother brother.
  • Black Doug: Damn, Alan, what the fuck you got me into? TV Version: Damn, Alan, what the heck you got me into?
  • Black Doug: I didn't sell you no fucking bad drugs. TV Version: I didn't sell you no freaking bad drugs.
  • Black Doug: No, I ain't got no fucking ecstasy. No, I ain't got no freaking ecstasy.
  • Phil: What the fuck, man? I know where Doug is. TV Version: What the hey, man?
  • Doug: What the fuck is going on? TV Version: What the hell is going on?
  • Doug: You Fucking Asshole! TV Version: You Freakin' Moron!
  • Melissa: Stu. What the fuck is going on? TV Version: Stu. What the hell is going on?
  • Stu: Since you fucked that waiter on your cruise last June. Boom! TV Version: Since you did that waiter on your cruise last June. Boom!
  • Stu: It was a bartender. You fucked a bartender. TV Version: It was a bartender. You freaks a bartender.
  • Melissa: Fuck off. TV Version: Get lost.
  • Phil: No fucking way. Give me that. TV Version: No freak' way. Give me that.
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