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  • Phil: No! This time we really fucked up! TV Version: "No! This time we really no hum?"
  • Phil: Fuck that! That’s why I come here. TV Version: "Forget that! That’s why I come here."
  • Phil: Fuck you, man! TV Version: Forget you.
  • Stu: No fucking way! Absolutely not. TV
  • Phil: Wow! What the fuck are you doin’, man? TV Version: "Wow! What the heck are you doin’, man?"
  • Phil: Now, can we have our one fucking beer then? TV Version: "Now, can we have our one freaking beer then?"
  • Phil: I don’t know, Doug! Fuckin’ Asia town! TV Version: "I don’t know, Doug! Freakin’ Asia town!"
  • Phil: Alan, what the fuck did you do? TV Version: "Alan, what the fuck did you do?"
  • Phil: Alan, what the fuck did you do? TV Version: Alan, what the heck did you do?
  • Phil: Where the heck are we?
  • Phil: Oh Holy shit TV Version: Oh Holy Hell
  • what the heck?
  • Phil: Fuck TV Version: Oh!
  • Phil: I just found his fucking finger, Doug! TV Version: I just found his freaking finger, Doug!
  • Chow: What the fuck man. TV Version: What the heck man.
  • Chow: It's so freaking light It's so freaking light
  • Phil: Chow, what the fuck are you doing here? Chow, what the heck are you doing here?
  • Chow: You ready for craziest fucking story ever... You ready for craziest freaking story ever...
  • Phil: Fuck, he's dead! OHH, he's dead!
  • Phil: We're gonna spend the rest of our fucking lives in a Thai prison. We're gonna spend the rest of our freaking lives in a Thai prison.
  • Stu: What the fuck is this place? What is is this place?
  • Stu: What the fuck is the deal with this monkey? What is the deal with this monkey?
  • Stu: If I fuck this up, I have to lose everything. TV Version: If I foul this up, I have to lose everything.
  • Phil: We are so... fucked! TV Version: We are so... screwed!
  • Phil: Well then stop yelling at me like it's my fuckin fault. TV Version: Well then stop yelling at me like it's my freakin fault
  • Wait who's this fuckin guy? - Teddy Sisay TV Version: Wait who's this freakin guy? - Teddy Sisay
  • Whoa! This is the White Lion! - What the heck happened here? Holy Crap!
  • TBD: NO REFUNDS. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. TV Version: NO REFUNDS. GET THE Hell OUT OF HERE.
  • TBD Starting a full on fuckin' riot? TV Version: Starting a full on freakin' riot?
  • Stu: Fuck the Police! Fuck the Police! TV Version: Fight the Police! Fight the Police!
  • TBD This kid is fucking nine years old. TV Version: This kid is freaking nine years old.
  • TBD: Oh well. Then fuck it! - What do you mean, fuck it? TV Version: Oh well. Then get lost - What do you mean, it?
  • Young Phil: Alan what the fuck TV Version: Alan what the heck
  • We had a sick night bitches! We had a sick night baby!
  • Fuck the Police! Fuck the Police! TV Version: Fight the Police! Fight the Police
  • Phil: Alan, what the fuck! TV Version: Alan, what the-
  • TBD: Ok, then get the fuck back to work! TV Version: Ok, then get the hell back to work!
  • TBD: Un-fucking believable. TV Version: Un-Freaking believable.
  • Stu: Fuck TV Version: Damn
  • TBD: I do so much fucked up shit. TV Version: I do so much Screwed up.
  • Get your head back into the fucking game, Stu! TV Version: Get your head back into the freaking game, Stu!
  • Phil: Fuck me! You Hit me!
  • Come on, you asshole, the fucking monkey! TV Version Come on, you the Freaking monkey!
  • No one's getting shot over a fucking monkey!
  • What the fuck's happening? TV Version: What the hell's happening?
  • N/A: He said, Fuck you and your question. TV Version: He said forget you and your questions!
  • Phil: Who gives a about the monkey!
  • Stu: What the fuck is going on? What the hell is going on?
  • Stu: Because I like marshmallows, you fucking psycho! TV Version: Because I like marshmallows, you freaking psycho!
  • Kingsley: Take off your fuckin hat. Take off your freakin' hat.
  • Kingsley: You know, they sell a Plum whiskey here, it's freakin' unreal.
  • Kingsley: Seriously, it will absolutely fuck you up! Oh, I'm sorry. You guys already got screwed up, didn't you.
  • Kingsley: Uh, listen, I'm a little confused. How did you... - You know what? I am a little fuckin confused! Uh, listen, I'm a little confused. How did you... - You know what? I am a little freakin' confused!
  • Kingsley: Where's Chow? With the fuckin account code and the fuckin password! TV Verison: Where's Chow? With the freakin' account code and the freakin' password!
  • Kingsley: About five fuckin minutes ago. About five freakin' minutes ago.
  • That's your cue to get the fuck out of here. That's your cue to get the hell out of here.
  • We're fucked! Chow's dead. What do we do now? TV Version: We're screwed! Chow's dead. What do we do now?
  • TBD: The guy doesn't give a shit about Chow, Stu. This whole things about a fucking bank account. The guy doesn't give a shit about Chow, Stu. This whole things about a freaking bank account.
  • I got fucked in the ass... by a girl with a dick. TV Version: I got Screwed in the ass... by a girl with a dick.
  • TBD: Yeah it's cause it melted, Stu. The fuckin powers out. TV Version: Yeah it's cause it melted, Stu. The freakin' powers out.
  • Chow: I've been locked in a fuckin ice box all day! TV Version: I've been locked in a freakin' ice box all day!
  • TBD: Who is that fuckin guy, anyway? TV Version: Who is that freakin' guy, anyway?
  • TBD: Jerkin me off while I watched Stu make fuckin lady boy. TV Version: Jerkin me off while I watched Stu make freakin lady boy.
  • Chow: That's terrible. - Not terrible. What he talking about. Fucking genius. TV Version: - That's terrible. - Not terrible. What he talking about. Freaking genius.
  • Stu: Fuck! TV Version: Oh
  • Phil: Let go you fuckin monkey! TV Version: Let go you fuckin monkey!
  • Stu: Holy Shit! TV Version: Oh My Gosh!
  • Phil: What the fuck? TV Version: What the hell!
  • Chow: And I throw in this other fat fuck for free. TV Version: And I throw in this other fat outty for free.
  • TBD: Fuckin annoying. TV Version: Freakin' annoying.
  • Chow: Kingsley, you're fucking Five-O? TV Verision: Kingsley, you're freaking Five-O?
  • Chow How the fuck... How the hell...
  • Chow: Samir, you fucked me over six grand? You camel jockey!
  • Chow: Principle? N****, please! We both dead inside. TV Version: Principle? Ninny, please! We both dead inside.
  • Samir: Call me N****... don't call me "N***"! TV Version: Call me Ninny... don't call me "Ninny"!
  • Chow: Too-loo motherfucker! TV Version: Too-loo my brother!
  • Samir: He's an asshole, man. TV Version: He's an crazy, man.
  • TBD: No this time we really fucked up. TV Verison: No this time we really screwed up.
  • TBD: Give me the fuckin. TV Version: Give me the freakin
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  • Phil: I'd get more ice, Stu... on the 15th fuckin' floor! TV Version: I'd get more ice, Stu... on the 15th freakin' floor!
  • Phil: Oh fuck you, Alan! TV Version: Oh forget you, Alan!
  • Stu: Yeah, right... fuckin Bangkok! TV Version: Yeah, right... freakin' Bangkok!
  • Stu: if we could just get your mother fucking blessing! TV Version: if we could just get your mother loving blessing!
  • TBD: Oh, fuck! TV Version: Oh, man!
  • Stu: What the fuck man? TV Version: What the hell man?
  • Mike Tyson: By the way, you really need to remove that fuckin tattoo from your face! TV Version: By the way, you really need to remove that fuckin tattoo from your face! TV Version: By the way, you really need to remove that freakin' tattoo from your face!
  • Mike Tyson: - Oh, ooh! - Mother fucker! TV Version: - Oh, ooh! - Mother lover!
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