The Hangover Part III

The original movie contains numerous instances of strong language in the dialogue. They have been substituted for milder terms for the FX airing.

Lines

FX

• Chow: Motherfucker! TV Version: Bite Me Sucker!
• Doug: Then there's the whole fucking giraffe thing. TV Version: Then there's the whole freaking giraffe thing.
• Phil: Who gives a fuck? TV Version: Who gives a damn?
• Phil: Who gives a fuck? It's in Arizona. TV Version: Who gives a damn? It's in Arizona.
• Phil: What the fuck was that? What the hell was that?
• Phil: Hey! Hey, get the fuck off! TV Version: - Hey! Hey, get the hell off!
• Stu: What the fuck is going on? TV Version: What the hell is going on?
• Black Doug: I got the right fucking guys! TV Version: I got the right Stupid guys!
• Black Doug: Shut the fuck up with that. Shut the fuck up. TV Version: Shut the hell up with that. Shut the hell up.
• Black Doug: Motherfucker! I Will Fucker! TV Version: No you did it! I Will kill you!
• Marshall: sold the wrong drugs to this dumb fuck. TV Version: sold the wrong drugs to this dumb damn.
• Marshall in the parking lot of a fucking liquor store. TV Version: in the parking lot of a idea liquor store.
• Marshall: Yes, Mr. Leslie fucking Chow. TV Version: Yes, Mr. Leslie twisted Chow.
• Marshall: He fucked me in the ass. TV Version: He screwed me in the ass.
• Mr. Chow: Not anymore, motherfucker. TV Version: Not anymore, Mr. Clean.
• Phil: Oh, fuck!. TV Version: Oh, hell!
• Phil: where the fuck he is! TV Version: where the hell he is!
• Phil: Fuck you, Alan. TV Version: Think a lot Alan.
• Stu: Oh, no, we're fucking not. TV Version: Oh, no, we're freaking not.
• Phil: Now let's go find a fucking pharmacy. TV Version: Now let's go find a pharmacy.
• Pharmacy Assistant: This is fucked up. TV Version: This is screwed up.
• Stu: Oh, fuck. TV Version: Oh Come on.
• Phil: we jab him and it's fucking done. TV Version: we jab him and it's freaking done.
• TBD: What the fuck? TV Version: What the hell?!
• Chow: Motherfucker! I told you to come alone! TV Version Mother-god I told you to come alone!
• Phil: What the fuck am I watching? TV Version: What the hell am I watching?
• Chow: Marshall? How you know that fat fuck? Marshall? How you know that fat truck?
• Chow: That motherfucker. TV Version That mother truck.
• Chow: And everything got fucked. TV Version: And everything got wreaked.
• Phil: Chow, what the fuck? TV Version: Chow, what the hell?
• Phil: Oh, fuck! TV Version: Oh, wow!
• Chow: Fucking bull's-eye! TV Version: that a bull's-eye!
• Phil: What the fuck is wrong with those chickens? TV Version: What the hell is wrong with those chickens?
• Chow: Exc use me, fucking asshole. TV Version: Excuse me, dumb-dumb.
• Chow: You kicked me, you motherfucker. TV Version: You kicked me, you butt thing.
• Stu: Aah! What the fuck is that? TV Version: Aah! What the hell is that?
• Stu: Oh fuck. TV Version: Oh Freak.
• Phil: Chow, open this fucking door right now! TV Version: Chow, open this freakin' door right now!
• Stu: We're fucking dead. TV Version: We're freakin' dead.
• Phil: What the fuck? TV Version: What the deal?
• Marshall: And thank you for killing my fucking dogs! TV Version: And thank you for killing my freakin' dogs!
• Marshall: Couldn't stop three fuckups and a Chinaman with a pair of wire cutters. TV Version: Couldn't stop three Goofball and a Chinaman with a pair of wire cutters.
• Phil: He's in fucking Vegas. TV Version: He's in freakin' Vegas.
• Phil: Why the fuck would Chow come down here? I know, right? TV Version: Why the hell would Chow come down here?
• Stu: I got my phone. No fucking keys, though. TV Version: I got my phone. No freaking keys, though.
• Alan: Oh, look how happy this fucking guy is. TV Version: Oh, look how happy this freakin' guy is.
• Marshall: And make sure the little fucker's tied up. TV Version: And make sure the little joker's tied up.
• Marshall: I don't give a fuck what you were hoping. - I don't give a damn what you were hoping.
• Phil: Not with that fucking attitude. TV Version: Not with that leisy attitude.
• Phil Oh Fuck! TV Version: Oh No!
• Alan: Holy fuck! TV Version:
• Phil Oh No
• Phil: Let's go get this fucker. TV Version: Let's go get this joker.
• Chow: Motherfucker! TV Version: Die Sucker!
• Phil: Chow, open the fucking door! TV Version: Chow, open the freakin' door!
• Chow: You motherfuckers! TV Version: You mother-suckers!
• Phil: It's "invincible," and you're not. You're just out of your fucking mind. TV Verison It's "invincible," and you're not. You're just out of your freakin' mind.
• Stu: What the fuck is that? TV Version: What the Hell is that?
• Phil: He's out of his fucking mind! TV Version: He's out of his freaking mind!
• Chow: I'm out of my fucking mind! TV Version: I'm out of his freaking mind!
• Stu: Fuck! I lost him! TV Version: Oh! I lost him!
• Phil: No, Stu, you're a fucking doctor. TV Version: No, Stu, you're a freakin' doctor.
• Chow: Ah, Fuck me! TV Version: Ah, Bite me
• Chow: Stop the fucking car! TV Version: - Stop the freakin' car!
• Chow: Stop, motherfucker! TV Version: Stop, loser!
• Chow: Floating over you while you make fuck on your wife? TV Version: Floating over you while you make sex on your wife?
• Chow: You motherfucker! TV Version: You Stupid Mutts!
• Chow: When I get out of this, I'm gonna rip out your fucking lungs! TV Version: When I get out of this, I'm gonna rip out your freakin' lungs!
• Phil: What the fuck? TV Version: What the hell?
• Marshall: What the fuck? You think this is a fucking game? TV Version: What the hell? You think this is a funny game?
• Chow: Toddle-doo, motherfuckers. TV Version: Toddle-doo, mother-suckers.
• Chow: Fat fuck. TV Version: Fat hippo.
• Phil: What the fuck? TV Version: What the hell?
• Stu: Oh, fuck! TV Version: Oh, God!