TBD: Then there's the whole fucking giraffe thing. TV Version: Then there's the whole freaking giraffe thing.
Phil: Who gives a fuck? TV Version: Who gives a damn?
Phil: Who gives a fuck? It's in Arizona. TV Version: Who gives a damn? It's in Arizona.
TBD: What the fuck was that? What the hell was that?
Phil: Hey! Hey, get the fuck off! TV Version: - Hey! Hey, get the hell off!
Stu: What the fuck is going on? TV Version: What the hell is going on?
Black Doug: I got the right fucking guys! TV Version: I got the right Stupid guys!
Black Doug: Shut the fuck up with that. Shut the fuck up. TV Version: Shut the hell up with that. Shut the hell up.
Black Doug: Motherfucker! I Will Fucker! TV Version: No you did it! I Will kill you!
Marshalls: sold the wrong drugs to this dumb fuck. TV Version: sold the wrong drugs to this dumb damn.
Marshall in the parking lot of a fucking liquor store. TV Version: in the parking lot of a idea liquor store.
Marshall: Yes, Mr. Leslie fucking Chow. TV Version: Yes, Mr. Leslie twisted Chow.
Marshall: He fucked me in the ass. TV Version: He screwed me in the ass.
Mr. Chow: Not anymore, motherfucker. TV Version: Not anymore, Mr. Clean.
Phil: Oh, fuck!. TV Version: Oh, hell!
Phil: where the fuck he is! TV Version: where the hell he is!
Phil: Fuck you, Alan. TV Version: Think a lot Alan.
Stu: Oh, no, we're fucking not. TV Version: Oh, no, we're freaking not.
Phil: Now let's go find a fucking pharmacy. TV Version: Now let's go find a pharmacy.
TBD: This is fucked up. TV Version: This is screwed up.
Stu: Oh, fuck. TV Version: Oh Come on.
TBD: we jab him and it's fucking done. TV Version: we jab him and it's freaking done.
TBD: What the hell?!
TBD: Motherfucker! I told you to come alone! TV Version: ?! I told you to come alone!
Chow: Motherfucker! I told you to come alone! TV Version Mother-god I told you to come alone!
Phil: What the fuck am I watching? TV Version: What the hell am I watching?
You know, fucking, doing blow. Same old, same old. TV Version: You know, fucking, doing blow. Same old, same old.
Chow: Marshall? How you know that fat fuck? Marshall? How you know that fat truck?
Chow: That motherfucker. TV Version That mother truck.
Chow: And everything got fucked. TV Version: And everything got wreaked.
Phil: Chow, what the fuck? TV Version: Chow, what the hell?
Phil: Oh, fuck! TV Version: Oh, wow!
Chow: Fucking bull's-eye! TV Version: that a bull's-eye!
Phil: What the fuck is wrong with those chickens? TV Version: What the hell is wrong with those chickens?
Chow: Exc use me, fucking asshole. TV Version: Excuse me, dumb-dumb.
Chow: You kicked me, you motherfucker. TV Version: You kicked me, you butt thing.
TBD: Aah! What the fuck is that? TV Version: Aah! What the hell is that?
Stu: Oh fuck. TV Version: Oh Freak.
TBD: Fuck this guy. TV Version: Forget this guy.
Phil: Chow, open this fucking door right now! TV Version: Chow, open this freakin' door right now!
Stu: We're fucking dead. TV Version: We're freakin' dead.
Phil: What the fuck? TV Version: What the deal?
Marshall: And thank you for killing my fucking dogs! TV Version: And thank you for killing my freakin' dogs!
Marshall: Couldn't stop three fuckups and a Chinaman with a pair of wire cutters. TV Version: Couldn't stop three Goofball and a Chinaman with a pair of wire cutters.
Phil: He's in fucking Vegas. TV Version: He's in freakin' Vegas.
Phil: Why the fuck would Chow come down here? I know, right? TV Version: Why the hell would Chow come down here?
Stu: I got my phone. No fucking keys, though. TV Version: I got my phone. No freaking keys, though.
Alan: Oh, look how happy this fucking guy is. TV Version: Oh, look how happy this freakin' guy is.
Marshall: And make sure the little fucker's tied up. TV Version: And make sure the little joker's tied up.
Marshall: I don't give a fuck what you were hoping. - I don't give a damn what you were hoping.
Phil: Not with that fucking attitude. TV Version: Not with that leisy attitude.
Phil Oh Fuck! TV Version: Oh No!
Alan: Holy fuck! TV Version:
Phil Oh No
Phil: Let's go get this fucker. TV Version: Let's go get this joker.
Chow: Motherfucker! TV Version Die Sucker!
Phil: Chow, open the fucking door! TV Verison Chow, open the freakin' door!
Chow: You motherfuckers! TV Version: You Mother Sucker!
Phil: It's "invincible," and you're not. You're just out of your fucking mind.You're just out of your fucking mind. TV Verison It's "invincible," and you're not. You're just out of your freakin' mind.
Stu: What the fuck is that? TV Version: What the Hell is that>
Phil: He's out of his fucking mind! TV Version: He's out of his freaking mind!
Chow: I'm out of my fucking mind!
TBD Fuck! I lost him! TV Version: Oh! I lost him!
Phil: No, Stu, you're a fucking doctor. TV Version: No, Stu, you're a freakin' doctor.
Chow: Ah, Fuck me! TV Version: Ah, Bite me
Chow: Stop the fucking car! TV Version: - Stop the freakin' car!
Chow: Stop, motherfucker! TV Version: Stop, loser!
Chow: Floating over you while you make fuck on your wife? TV Version: Floating over you while you make sex on your wife?
Chow: You motherfucker! TV Version: You Stupid Mutts!
Chow: When I get out of this, I'm gonna rip out your fucking lungs! TV Version: When I get out of this, I'm gonna rip out your freakin' lungs!
Phil: What the fuck? TV Version: What the hell?
Marshall: What the fuck? You think this is a fucking game? TV Version: What the hell? You think this is a funny game?
Chow: Toddle-doo, motherfuckers. TV Version: Toddle-doo, mothersuckers.